Oh ok, I think it's recording, ah yes perfect. Hello! My name is Nicole and my left arm is completely swollen up. Why? I'm trying to make an inflation pill that has temporary effects. It lasts about a day. This was test run number 3. Last two tests were miniscule. My cheeks puffed up on the first and on the second as well. I somehow managed to make the swelling go someplace else but I can't really work like this. At least with the puffy cheeks I had access to both of my hands. Quite unfortunate. Logging off, going to record more when something new happens. Something new happened. Both of my hands are swollen. Great. It was a pain to set this up but luckily I actually did manage to do a decent set up. I can barely move my hands. Intolerable work conditions. Ugh. How am I going to eat now? Logging off once more, lemme just… come on! Aw damn. I dropped the camera. Hey. Nicole here. The swollen hands are no more. But a new problem showed up however. I hate it. So much. It's so embarrassing. Ugh, I'm gonna cut this short, I'm sorry for this atrocious angle too. It's um… nevermind. Bye. Now it's been a while but here we go, I'm making progress here. As you can clearly see I now have a role poly form! I'm actually going to save the ingredients for this one, this one's so fun to maneuver in. I have a balloon body but I can still use my limbs! It's so cool! Gonna keep these pills in this canister. Roly… Poly… Pills… there! Written down in marker! But I'm still not finished yet however. My main goal was to make a full body inflation pill. With the limbs unusable. Why? Because. It's funny. Wellmph… I kimdaph triemd… Ash you cam shee, mai lipsh aresh swomlem. Thish ish worsh tham the cheeksh testsh. I look like a whorsh. Ugh. Logimng offph. This entry doesn't have anything new. It's more or less explaining why I'm doing this. Is it sexual? No. Definitely not. But it is certainly weird. I'm only doing this because the concept of being a immobile ball is so interesting to me. It looks like fun! Another reason why is that I could probably make a fortune out of this. There are weirdos who would buy this in bulk, makes sense. That's why I'm developing a normal version and a helium version. The helium one will make sound like a squeaky toy too. Don't take them outside though. I don't think your balloon body would survive space. Plus the helium pill would be my ticket to being in the town's Thanksgiving parade haha. Hey guys, Nicole here and as you can clearly see, I perfected the inflation pill. I'm trying my best to keep myself balanced, I don't wanna roll out of the frame. But yeah. Here I am. All spherical with unusable limbs. Just flapping about! I think I'm gonna perfect the helium one later, if you see me in the Thanksgiving parade then that means it's a success. •• "And welcome back ladies and gentlemen! To our Thanksgiving parade! Now we have quite a spectacle. Local scientist, Nicole Wood has turned herself into a balloon temporarily for the parade! Look at that!" The camera zooms into Nicole's face, normally in a situation like this she would be embarrassed but not in this case. It's just super relaxing. She had to take two pills that day, and she had to stay like a balloon for two days. Quite tiresome since you're going to float up into the air touching the ceiling. 2: The inflation tapes Extended. I finally finished my newest prototype, hopefully it doesn't somehow mess up again. Ugh I really hope not. Alright. I drop the pill into my mouth, I swallow and down it with some water. I can feel it. I can feel something in my… Arm? Oh no. Very rapidly my arm started swelling up, it was now useless. My hand was swollen up to be the size of a baseball with useless fingers, I can't bend or flex it now. Not a terrible feeling, more or so annoying or uncomfortable. I grabbed my video camera and started recording today's log, and the first entry to this inflation pill project. "Oh ok, I think it's recording, ah yes perfect. Hello! My name is Nicole and my left arm is completely swollen up. Why? I'm trying to make an inflation pill that has temporary effects. It lasts about a day. This was test run number 3. Last two tests were miniscule. My cheeks puffed up on the first and on the second as well. I somehow managed to make the swelling go someplace else but I can't really work like this. At least with the puffy cheeks I had access to both of my hands. Quite unfortunate. Logging off, going to record more when something new happens." I turned it off. I said what I needed to say. Maybe tomorrow will bring a better outcome. It didn't. "Something new happened. Both of my hands are swollen." I say while waving my arms around, "Great. It was a pain to set this up but luckily I actually did manage to do a decent set up. I can barely move my hands. Intolerable work conditions. Ugh. How am I going to eat now? Logging off once more, lemme just… come on!" I tried to press the stop recording button, but I toppled the camera over, luckily it didn't break. "Aw damn. I dropped the camera." A few days later, a new problem arose. I was testing the pill as usual, and I finally got rid of the arms issue but… it's so embarrassing, I really dislike this effect, so I tried to cover it up as much as possible in this entry. No. I'm not going to say what it was. "Hey. Nicole here. The swollen hands are no more. But a new problem showed up however." The camera was at an awkward angle, it was only showing my face, "I hate it. So much. It's so embarrassing. Ugh, I'm gonna cut this short, I'm sorry for this atrocious angle too. It's um… nevermind. Bye." I shut it off. I gotta find a different effect immediately. I later found myself in a better situation. Less embarrassing at least. I swallowed today's pill and very slowly my body expanded like it was some sort of beach ball or balloon. But my hands and legs were still usable. "Now it's been a while but here we go, I'm making progress here. As you can clearly see I now have a role poly form! I'm actually going to save the ingredients for this one, this one's so fun to maneuver in. I have a balloon body but I can still use my limbs! It's so cool! Gonna keep these pills in this canister. Roly… Poly… Pills… there!" I hastily wrote it down on the label, "Written down in marker! But I'm still not finished yet however. My main goal was to make a full body inflation pill. With the limbs unusable. Why? Because. It's funny." I wobbled all the way over to my camera to shut it off. This feels somewhat relaxing honestly. What wasn't relaxing was the next prototype pill. I swallowed the pill as usual and I felt a tingling sensation in my lips. They slowly filled up, but not to an exaggerated size. But still big enough to make my speech muffled. "Wellmph… I kimdaph triemd… Ash you cam shee, mai lipsh aresh swomlem. Thish ish worsh tham the cheeksh testsh. I look like a whorsh. Ugh. Logimng offph." I once again shut it off. Hope the fruits of my labor aren't rotten but instead ripe. As ripe as a juicy grape. Or something. Time to explain why I'm doing this. Is it sexual? No. Definitely not. But it is certainly weird. I'm only doing this because the concept of being a immobile ball is so interesting to me. It looks like fun! Another reason why is that I could probably make a fortune out of this. There are weirdos who would buy this in bulk, makes sense. That's why I'm developing a normal version and a helium version. The helium one will make sound like a squeaky toy too. Don't take them outside though. I don't think your balloon body would survive space. Plus the helium pill would be my ticket to being in the town's Thanksgiving parade haha. Anyways, I finally figured it out! The expansion this time around was sort of like the roly poly expansion except this time around, my limbs were sucked in. That's what I wanted! I struggled to set up this video entry but I managed. "Hey guys, Nicole here and as you can clearly see, I perfected the inflation pill. I'm trying my best to keep myself balanced, I don't wanna roll out of the frame. But yeah. Here I am. All spherical with unusable limbs. Just flapping about! I think I'm gonna perfect the helium one later, if you see me in the Thanksgiving parade then that means it's a success." I said, and then I rolled away from the frame. •• "And welcome back ladies and gentlemen! To our Thanksgiving parade! Now we have quite a spectacle. Local scientist, Nicole Wood has turned herself into a balloon temporarily for the parade! Look at that!" Everyone was looking at me, most of them were cheering, impressed by what I've accomplished. Now most people would be embarrassed to be a helium blimp in a parade, but honestly, it's actually nice. However I had to stay like this for about two days. Not fun or nice.