The Comet that Broke Wind
Written by anon06952
Characters and editing by anon06952 and peahen-plumage

“Nnnngh…”

A rather sleepy stallion was in his king sized bed, counting the Zs away as the alarm clock was already going past 12:23 in the afternoon.

Cy was always quite a heavy partier on the occasion, and him staying up late with his guests was not a foreign thing to see in the Circuitboard Casino, especially when his reliable long-time guests had always performed banger after banger songs at the musical stage.

The Junkyard Cats had always been a staple since they took up residency, and a certain calico, who had entered back into the bedroom hours after she first woke up that morning. She was surprised to see the big lug still asleep as a rock as Cypher grumbled to the feeling of Comet’s hand touching his head.

“Oh, um… Cy? You with us, hon?”

“...just five more minutes, cookie-cake…” He mumbled to himself, ears twitching as he felt Comet gently feeling the large purple equine, trying to pull his covers off delicately.

“Ugh… Com’s never gonna do it like this…” Sabrina grunted, no doubt annoyed seeing the unicorn sleeping in late once more. “This is the 5th time in a row we caught his eggplant ass like this.” 

“And what do you think’s a better idea, Sabs?” Ruby asked, no doubt looking somewhat unsure herself. “...Oh. Right. Water.”

“You’re damn right, Rubes. Out of the way.” The tabby said, as Comet meekly tried prodding at the unicorn, unaware of Sabrina’s advances… “Out of the way, Com. Let a REAL cat show you how it’s done.”


“Oh for fuck’s sake, Sabrina…”

“Wait, wha-”

**SPLOOSH!!**

“AW WHAT THE HELL, WHY WAS I SUDDENLY IN A WATER PARK??? IT’S NOT EVEN SUMMER YET!” Cypher jolted awake, looking sopping wet, as a frozen in place Comet was barely a hair’s breadth short of being drenched herself.

“...Shit. Hi, ladies… looks like I overslept again, didn’t I?” He looked around at his bed and surroundings. “I mean, at least these blankets are easy to wash.”

“I mean, she could have picked something that WOULDN’T ruin your sheets…” Ruby interjected, a bit annoyed.

“Oh come on. Cold water always gets the blood flowing, that’s why I take cold showers!” Sabrina replied. “Now get your ass out of bed, horse.”

“Ugh… right… Wait. Ruby, where’s Snow?” Cy asked, an ear perked up in curiosity.

“I think you remember what happened. She’s downstairs, still pretty much full of… well.. You know what… heh.” The tuxedo replied, now just red in the face with a rather wavy smile. “I’m sure she’s still happy to see you after what happened, heh…”

“Really? You’d think someone would at least try to…. ‘Juice’ her ass out or something… Snow’s a literal cum tank because of that last incident…” Sabrina added, no doubt still having to do her bit to help move the monolithic mass of cat seed…

“I mean…. At least she makes a great bed for Ruby…” Comet also chimed in… “Lets go see her, okay? Besides, we need to get the games running for more customers and it’s uh… kind of odd having a giant condom trying to help customers…”

“...true. Ugh… need my coffee anyhow. Let’s get downstairs, girls.” Cypher soon plopped himself out of bed, getting himself dressed up in a more casual button-down gray shirt and black pants.

The four of them would walk on through the halls downstairs, soon making their way back into the main hub area. Snow, in her semi-aroused state, was trying her best to hold down reception, a venerably massive mound of alabaster liquid balloon feline…

“Huff… oof… y-your sshhhlot machine ish over there, ma’am…” She blurted out as she stood atop her bloated pawed feet, much of her weight sloshing around as she waddled with a customer. “Hope you ha..haaa….AAAAVE FUUUUUN…!” She mreowled, trying not to edge too soon.

“Uh… thank you? Are you alright, ma’am?” the customer in question asked.

“Nnnn… dun’t worry… jush a l-little… ‘water’ weight…~” Snow purred a bit, before her gaze shifted towards a familiar crowd. “Oh… heyyyyyy guys…! Wonder what took Cy so long to get up… heh…”

“Oh, believe me, I had quite a romp last night… no doubt you know how that’s been like yourself, huh? Heheheh…”  Cy chuckled, a hand smooshed against her alabaster stomach.

“Hooooo… I bet…~” Ruby smiled wide, body flomped right ONTO that stomach, tail swaying greatly! The tux was definitely still happy with Snow’s predicament as Comet looked on with a slight blush on her face…

“Uh… Cy? Been uh… meaning to ask…” The calico looked over at the stallion with sparkling eyes.

“What’s up, cookie-crumb?” Cy asked, a brow raised as his hand gently touched the top of her hand, a cup of coffee in the other.

"W-well, you know the games like what Snow played? I, uh... I'd... I'd personally love to try one out... one of these days... honestly, I wouldn't really mind if I... ‘lost’... heh…” Comet inquired with quite the nervously wavy smile on her face, laden with a great bright pink blush on her face.

A wider grin formed on the horse’s face as he sipped his coffee… “Heheheh… I think I know what'd def get you in the mood…~” He smiled, guiding the calico along toward a slot machine. “A good old game of SLOTS.~”

"Yeah, and I've... never actually played slots before, I uh... I'm not much of a gambler... but I really wanna give it a shot!" She chirped, tail wagging a bit more steady as she seemed more curious…

“Heeeeh… I mean… you remember how my game round went… heheh…” Snow reminisced, smiling with half blue and brownish eyes fizzling between colors like static on a television.

Comet’s fingers poked against each other as she blushed wider, looking back at Snowball’s immense figure. “"Y-yeah... that did look... kinda fun, not gonna lie…!”

“Heheh, and to think she still has the occasional 'relapse' after that~ had to roll her out of her room before she …‘came’... again~ You on the other hand, you seem like a floater to me~...” Cy mused, as he was petting the calico, gently scratching her ears as the stallion gazed into those heterochromatic eyes.

Comet’s tail frizzed up from the electrifying feeling, looking up more at the handsome unicorn… “Hehehehe... y-y-yeah... I REALLY want that, to be honest..” She was already committed… never had Comet truly given herself to the mystifying hexes of this enchanted Casino, but she was not one to pass up the pleasure that her friend underwent…

“Heheh! Come along then~ Test your skill~ I'm ever so curious to see how my little cookie does here~..." he smiled, petting Comet on her head as Sabs and the others watch. Guiding her along, as they went to the open game room, as several 'sized up' players waddled away for the calico to sit herself down at a slot machine.

“Holy… moly… Where the heck do you put these people when they uh… lose?” She looked on, in a state of wonderment…

“Well, the most obvious choice is letting them stay within the ‘hangar’ lounges we constructed in the back. I have a lot of guests that stay overnight… or overmonth… or some basically permanent residents… heh…” Cy pointed toward the large industrial doors in the back of the game room.

“I don’t like the sound of that…” Sabrina thought to herself, as she looks back at Comet as she approaches the slot machine…

"Hmmm... this is rather interesting...." The stallion looked at the slots, eying how some of the symbols appeared, though a certain symbol of a whoopee cushion would appear. "Welp... this ought to be an interesting slot game, Coms~"


"Y-yeah... ah, how do I work this thing? This... this is my first time doing one of these..." She could feel the stallion's hand guide her own hand gently, placing it on the sphere of the lever... 

"Just pull on this aaaaaand..."

CLICK!

Soon the three slots began rapidly spinning!

"Ah-!" 

The calico's eyes widened in surprise as she looked at the spinning slots, already seeing one of them land on the whoopie cushion symbol…

*gwwwooooooorrrrbrlrlrlrbbrb…*

Pressure would slowly begin to gather in her abdomen... breaths feeling more labored, as a misty, cherryblossom pink smoke vented a little from her mouth…

"Ooooh~ goodness.... I think I know where this might lead us..." He smiled, a finger poking into her bulging stomach… “I think someone likes strawberries.~”

"Fffuuahh... o-oh wow..." she huffed. "I feel so... full of air, or... something... hhaha...!"

She giggled when the horse poked her tummy, but then turned her attention back to the slot machine... another slot landed on the whoopie cushion symbol!

**Crrrrk....BWOOOMPH!**

She could definitely watch her body bloat out a bit more, QUITE so as her rear filled more of the seat. Her tail began to inflate at the base as a rather embarrassing tiny trumpeting noise came from her round bottom as a puff of pink tooted out from behind her... Limbs and chest feeling quite more pronounce as her cheeks plump up…

*Pfffrrrbrrrrt…. frrrp….*

"...Comet, are you sure this is okay?" Sabrina asked, annoyed at the idea that she's probably going to have to relive what happened to Snow.

"Y-y-yeah, Sabs! I'm good! I just-"

**pfffrrrbt**

"EEP! O-oh god, w-was that me?!" Comet yelped, turning around and gripping her slowly growing bottom. "I-I'm sorry, I... I-I-I dunno why that happened, I..."

Before she knew it, the third slot was getting ready to stop... 

*Click*

Right on another whoopie cushion. Comet’s fate was sealed…

"Heh.... looks like we got another 'loser~'

The rumbling began to grow ever more powerful as Comet felt her figure begin to steadily surge out! Hissing and creaking as the toots behind her wide, bloating rear grew more frequent as the pink mist shot out from the ballooning calico... limbs puffing out more she felt her figure widen, steadily growing like a deploying liferaft!


“W-wait a min-UUUUUAAAAARRRRRP!!!” Comet blushed, trying to speak, belching out ever loudly as her figure billowed out around her. Bloated arms bending as much as they could to feel her widening figure as they smooshed into her breasts. Trying to get up off her slot machine stool as her bloated legs splay out as she was looking around her… 
Comet enjoyed this feeling as she had hoped, but her biggest concern was the rate at which she was swelling… The other cats could see this become a problem, namely… running out of space. 

“Oh god dammit… I had a feeling this would happen…” Sabrina groaned, looking on as the calico swelled at a quickening pace.

“Need… UUURRP!! To get… BWWWARRRRP… in a clear space…!” She burped and mewled, trying to waddle out of her area as her bloating figure squeaked and creaked all over. Pawed feet and hands puffing out, finger and toe alike filling as her massive rear continued to blast out trumpeting geysers of strawberry fog…

“Umffg…. Cy….?” Snow looked on at Comet’s billowing form, watching her clumsily wobble on with her decreasing mobility and weight… “Is she g-gonna like… pop…?”


“I hope not…” Ruby shuddered at the thought…

“Doesn’t seem to imply that… I may be just assuming but I think she’s gonna have a lot of stretch to her…” Cy replied, looking on as Comet was starting to rival the lumbering seed blimp that was Snow. 

“Are you saying we’re going to get flattened if she doesn’t get outside…?” Sabrina looked back at the stallion.

“...Maybe…?”

“Fuck’s sake…”

Comet’s pressure only piled on as the seconds passed. Her ears, head tuft and whiskers began to show signs of swelling as she was looking around. A bit confused, or more rather, airheaded…

“Mrrrrfff… feeling… oof… so weird….” Comet mumbled, burping between her words as she splayed like a starfish, already bloating bigger than a large pickup-truck, her figure slowly beginning to float as her rear blasted out more perfumed farts…

“F….feeling… full…” she moaned. Eyes slightly fogged with pink as her green and blue irises glowed more, her massive figure widening and billowing. Tail bouncing atop her rear like a large rounded oval of a balloon as her clothes stretched, strained and began to tear at the seams. Even her face itself was bulging with pressure as her eyes began to swell. Lip and snout swelling bit by bit as her whole body was overflowing with gas as Comet ballooned out, her figure floating and bumping against the chandeliers as the others looked up at her….

“...gods… she really looks so…huuuuufff…” Cypher was lost in the moment, looking up at his precious cookie-crumb blown out into a borderline ubering mass… 

“That’s great and all but… we may need to get outside… like… quick.” Ruby said, tapping Cy’s shoulder.

“Hnnnnggh…what was that? Couldn’t… quite hear you there…” Cy was just that too distracted, the purple oaf…

“Ruby, just leave the dunce; if he wants to be a pancake, let him.” Sabrina said, pulling Ruby along as they walked with Snow, helping her waddle out to the front door…

“S–sure he’sh gonna be okay?” Snow would ask, looking back at the unfolding chaos behind them.

“I’m sure he’s been through worse, hun…” Ruby answered as the three soon got outside… 

And sure enough Cy was still there, eyes glued to the sight of Comet’s inflating figure billow out and trumpeting out more pink fog… a strawberry-esque haze was slowly filling the game room as the blimping calico swelled out and out, her shining rubbery hide tearing through those clothes bit by bit as she loomed over the purple unicorn and the dozens of slot machines.

*Grrrrrrrnnnkkk…. Bwoooomph…. FWWWOOOMMPHHHRRRRRT* went the huge blimped kitty as her massive rear smooshed into the ceiling, belly pressing on the floor as her navel would twitch, bulging from an innie into quite a round outie with a loud and apparent POP!

“MMmffrfr…. Mmmmmm…” There wasn’t much going on between Comet’s puffing ears other than the gasses swirling around inside of her as she was already getting as large as the conventional parade balloon. A nipple peeked from under her shirt as gas would shoot out from there, as even her ears would shoot a bit of it out at moments… She was surging out further and further, as Cy was pressing his hands deep into Comet’s stomach.

“Mmmmf… definitely a new bed for me when all’s said and do…OOF…!” He grunted, smooshed against the floor as more of the calico uber was filling up that room rather quickly… Eyes derping out between massive cheeks as she was smooshing more of the architecture around her. It was definitely getting a lot more cramped that it was around a few minutes ago…

“Oh… oh shit… I think I uh… kinda underplanned for this…” said the stallion to himself, a nervous smile on his face as he sweated a bit…

To say he underplanned was… well, UNDERstated. He could only watch as Comet smooshed against him ever more, her encroaching figure only increasing as her brapping figure ballooned out and pressed more into the walls, billowing out and rising in all directions as her massive, rounded figure smooshed into other unlucky patrons… 

*GRRRROOOAAAAAAN… PFFFFRRRRBBBRT…*

Walls were soon smooshed into as a wall of white laden with brown and black smooshed into them, as parts of the windows around the main part of the casino bulged out with Comet’s inflating figure…  Her moans echoed on inside the casino like an aroused ghost, as her massive form smooshed in various places. Puffing camel toe on some of the machines as her ass pressed ever more into the skylight windows now…

*Grrrrrnnnnk….CRASH…!!*


All as the windows and parts of the wall began busting open… bit by bit the Casino was being busted apart like a newborn baby chick hatching from it’s egg, but much more rapid and steady, as Cy was pressed further into the floor, smooshed like he was under a hydraulic press…

“NNGGGGGH…!!~” He wasn’t too worried… hell he was happy as a clam, smothered under his absolutely puffed lover as his pants tent was pressing into her… It was a definite piece of paradise, feeling the overpressurized feline fill more and more, borderline oblivious to the inevitable…

*CRRRRRRRK….*

…ever so expensive…
*GRRRRROOOOOAAAAAN….*

…and ever so destructive….

*BBBBFFFFFFFBBRRRRRRRRTTTT!!*

…property damage.

The Casino’s whole roof blasted apart in a mushroom cloud of pink, laden with pieces of plaster, tiling, wood and other pieces of building material as a huge mass of calico colored blimp was rising like a massive muffin from the opening… Comet was HUGE!

Already spanning the diameter of the grounds of the casino itself, Comet’s figure loomed above the others that made it outside, nude and exposed for all to see… She was none too displeased to say the least, floating up in the air in absolute bliss as her body shined in the sun like a freshly inflated balloon, as a rather flat, smooshed on purple decal was right around stuck on Comet’s stomach.

“Welp… I hope you’re able to peel him off of there, Ruby, cuz I ain’t doing it.” Sabs looked on, more impressed how Cy was even able to withstand being a literal sticker for this moment.

“GGNGngnnngng….~” Cy moaned, eyes aswirl as he was almost like a decal, ever so smooshed against the mesmerized Comet… she herself was lost in the pleasure, as all she would do was let out another bright BRRRRRRFT of strawberry steam from that massive derriere…

At the end of it, aside from the eventual repair, two of the Junkyard Cats had succumbed to the wiles of this whimsical gaming joint, and now two remain…


End…?