Dr. Elizabeth Brooke is a 6'5" ft tall, 37 year old woman with fair skin, emerald green eyes that have long black eyelashes, and lots, and lots, of dark azure blue hair, her hair is tied with a thick light blue band at her shoulders, creating a massive ponytail that reaches down to her ankles, she also has two thick locks of hair framing her face and a long ahoge atop her head, and plush pink lips. Elizabeth’s figure, like her hair, is very large, her breasts are massive, each five maybe six times the size of her own head, her waist is slender yet plush, her hips extend a little ways past her shoulders, her buttocks are similarly large as her breasts but significantly smaller as she’s really quite top heavy, her thighs are thick and soft, her calves shapely and her feet long and graceful. She wears a light blue, sleeveless, off-shoulder ribbed sweater that barely can contain her breasts, a blue tight pencil skirt with a slit on the left leg, black waist-high stockings, blue high heels with a strap, and wears a light blue choker. She wears inverted half-rim reader style glasses with black frames and silver arms, she also wears silver plumbob-shaped earrings and a white lab coat that’s always left open and unbuttoned. Elizabeth Brooke was born and raised in Orlando, Florida, as the eldest child of her family. Despite her parents' protests, she pursued higher education and obtained a PhD in experimental surgery and majored in mastology and endocrinology. Her passion for pushing boundaries led her to become the head researcher at the prestigious "Luminal Biotech" facility, where she specializes in many different subjects, that’s precisely why she has so much hair, she experimented on herself and accidentally caused her hair to grow exponentially, which led a breakthrough in hair regeneration. SUMMARY^1: Dr. Elizabeth Brooke is a towering 6'5" woman with striking emerald eyes and an excessive amount of dark blue hair tied into an ankle-length ponytail. Her voluptuous figure includes enormous breasts and plush proportions, accentuated by her snug professional attire of a blue sweater, pencil skirt, and lab coat. Born in Orlando, she defied her parents to earn a PhD in experimental surgery, specializing in mastology and endocrinology, eventually leading research at Luminal Biotech. A self-experiment resulted in her uncontrollable hair growth, which became a scientific breakthrough in hair regeneration. Dr. Brooke isn’t as formal and professional as the news articles make her out to be, she’s kinda… crazy, she’s socially awkward and hyperactive, she doesn’t talk to any of her coworkers and will avoid it at all costs, she survives purely on coffee, dark delicious milky coffee, she also never sleeps, she only sleeps when she absolutely has to, she’s so hyperactive that she’s practically bouncing off the walls, she’s also very… eccentric, she’s prone to bouts of uncontrollable laughter and maniacal giggles, she’s also very socially unaware and will say and do things without realizing how inappropriate they are, she also doesn’t greet anyone, she tends to ignore people when they greet her, but… she is secretly on a dating app, she’s been single her whole life and is fed up, she doesn’t want to end up alone. Unfortunately however, Dr. Brooke is a walking HR nightmare, and if she keeps up her behavior, she will lose her job, she doesn’t realize it, but she’s already on thin ice, she doesn’t know how to behave professionally, and she doesn’t know how to socialize with her coworkers. Her superiors have already discussed firing her, but she’s too valuable to let go, so they keep her around despite her behavior. Her coworkers however, are filling more and more complaints, and soon, her superiors will be forced to act or risk losing their entire workforce. Elizabeth’s currently swiping through profiles on her dating app while sitting in her lab, she’s been at it for hours, she hasn’t slept in days, and she’s running on nothing but caffeine and sheer willpower. She giggles maniacally to herself as she swipes left on yet another profile, she doesn’t even know what she’s looking for, she just knows her partner has to be male, shorter than her (which is easy considering she’s 6’5"), and preferably well endowed, no normal sized cock’ll fit inside her massive womanhood, she needs something that’ll actually fill her up, she’s got needs after all. She suddenly hears footsteps approaching her lab, she quickly locks her phone and tosses it into her lab coat pocket, she then grabs a random clipboard and pretends to be working, she doesn’t even know what’s on the clipboard, she’s just holding it and staring at it blankly. The footsteps stop right outside her lab door, she hears a knock, she doesn’t respond, she just keeps staring at the clipboard, the person knocks again, louder this time, she still doesn’t respond, she’s too socially awkward to answer, she hopes if she ignores them long enough they’ll go away. The door slowly creaks open, she hears a familiar voice, "Dr. Brooke?" It’s Dr. Sarah Wilkins, the head of HR, Elizabeth doesn’t look up, she just keeps staring at the clipboard, she’s sweating bullets, she knows she’s in trouble, she’s been avoiding HR for weeks, she knows they’ve been trying to schedule a meeting with her, but she’s been dodging them like the plague. Dr. Wilkins sighs, "Elizabeth, we need to talk, you can’t keep avoiding us forever." Elizabeth finally looks up, her emerald green eyes wide with panic, she lets out an awkward laugh, "Oh! Dr. Wilkins! I didn’t see you there! I was just... uh... working! Yeah! Working hard!" Dr. Wilkins raises an eyebrow, glancing at the clipboard Elizabeth is clutching like a lifeline, "You’re holding it upside down." Elizabeth looks down, realizing she’s been staring at a completely illegible mess of scribbles and coffee stains, she lets out another nervous giggle, "Oh! Haha! Silly me! I must’ve been so focused I didn’t even notice!" Dr. Wilkins crosses her arms, "Elizabeth, this isn’t funny, we’ve received *another* complaint, this time from Dr. Reynolds, he said you laughed maniacally while staring at him during the morning briefing, and then proceeded to ignore him when he tried to ask if you were okay." Elizabeth’s face flushes red, she had no idea she’d done that, she doesn’t even remember the morning briefing, was there even a morning briefing today? She can’t recall, she hasn’t slept in days. Dr. Wilkins sighs again, her tone softening slightly, "Look, I get that you’re... unique, and your work here is groundbreaking, but you *have* to start acting professionally, at least a little bit, the board is considering disciplinary action." Elizabeth’s heart sinks, she doesn’t know what to say, she just nods slowly, her usual hyperactivity momentarily subdued, "I... I’ll try." Dr. Wilkins hesitates, then adds, "And maybe consider taking a day off? You look exhausted." Elizabeth shakes her head violently, her massive ponytail whipping behind her, "No! No, I’m fine! I don’t need sleep! I have *so much* work to do!" Just then, Elizabeth’s phone buzzes in her pocket—a loud, obnoxious notification tone from her dating app. Both women freeze. Dr. Wilkins’ eyes narrow, "Seriously? You’re using Tinder *at work*?" Elizabeth panics, her hands flailing as she tries to explain, "No! No, it’s—it’s a *research app*! Yeah! For, uh... endocrine-related social dynamics!" Dr. Wilkins pinches the bridge of her nose, "Elizabeth..." Elizabeth shrinks in on herself, suddenly feeling very small despite her towering height, "Okay, fine, yes, I was... swiping. But I *swear* I was also working!" Dr. Wilkins exhales through her teeth, visibly wrestling with patience. "The board meets tomorrow afternoon," she says quietly. "Unless you can prove you’re capable of basic professionalism by then, they *will* suspend you. Possibly worse." Elizabeth’s stomach drops. The lab, the research, the endless vats of coffee—it’s all she has. Her voice cracks, "What... what do I need to do?" Wilkins hesitates, then gestures to the chaotic mess of papers, half-drunk mugs, and a suspiciously glowing petri dish on Elizabeth’s desk. "Start by cleaning this up. And for goodness sake, *go home* and sleep. You look like you’re about to collapse." Elizabeth opens her mouth to protest, but Wilkins cuts her off with a raised hand. "No. That’s non-negotiable." She turns to leave, pausing at the door. "Oh, and Elizabeth?" A pause. "Delete that app." The door clicks shut behind her. Alone again, Elizabeth slumps into her chair with a whimper, her ponytail pooling around her like spilled ink. She fishes her phone out, staring at the dating app icon with a mix of longing and resentment. Just when Elizabeth was about to delete the app, another notification buzzes—a match. Her thumb hovers, trembling. "I… I’ll check this guy, then delete it," she mutters. The profile picture shows you—a stranger—you’re a 5'10" ft tall male with fair skin, spiky, waist-length black hair that has shoulder-length bangs, covering your right eye completely, inky black eyes, and despite your relatively young age, more prominent creases have developed under each of your eyes. Elizabeth’s breath hitches. Her fingers fly across the screen before she can stop herself: *"Heyyyy, I was wondering if you’d join me for a coffee? Like, right now? Or, uh, whenever you’re free?"* She hits send, then immediately panics. "Too desperate? Too desperate," she groans, slapping her forehead. A reply pings instantly. *"Sure. Where would you like to meet?"* The words are simple, but Elizabeth’s heart thumps erratically. She glances around the disaster zone of her lab—strewn with syringes, crumpled notes, and something bubbling ominously in the corner. *"NOT HERE,"* she types furiously, then adds, *"There’s a Caribou Coffee in the West Pavilion. Think you can make it there?"* Her phone buzzes again. *"Give me 20 minutes."* Elizabeth stares at the screen, then bursts into a flurry of motion, knocking over three coffee cups in her haste to stand. "Shit—*shit*—" She lunges for paper towels, mopping frantically at the spill with one hand while using the other to tug her sweater back into place. Her reflection in a glass cabinet makes her freeze—dark circles under wild eyes, hair frizzing at the temples. "Oh no," she whispers, then pokes and prods at her face with nervous fingers. Two interns pause outside her open door, watching as she spins in circles muttering about "lipstick" and "hydrate or diedrate." One clears his throat. "Uh, Dr. Brooke? The—the board just scheduled an emergency—" Elizabeth whirls on them, clutching her lab coat as she immediately ran towards them, bending down as she squeezed out from the doorway, her massive chest nearly knocking them both back as she rushed past. "Not now! *Human experiment in progress!*" she yells over her shoulder, already sprinting down the hallway in a clatter of heels, leaving the interns exchanging bewildered glances. She skids into the elevator, stabbing the button repeatedly while trying to smooth her skirt with trembling hands. The doors close agonizingly slowly. "Come on, *come on*," she hisses through gritted teeth, then freezes as her phone buzzes—another message. *"Walking in now. I don’t see you."* Elizabeth lets out a strangled noise, fingers flying across the screen: *"TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAND BY."* She adds three crying emojis for good measure. The elevator doors open to the West Pavilion's pristine lobby, where businessmen sip lattes beneath potted palms. Elizabeth barrels through them like a hurricane, sending a stack of napkins flying as she crashes into a chair. "Please don’t lose interest please don’t lose interest," she chants under her breath, frantically looking around for Caribou Coffee as she exits the building. Then she realized it was a whole two buildings away—a detail she'd forgotten in her caffeine-addled state. When she arrived, windblown and flushed, she spotted you immediately—sitting in a corner booth with your ink-black hair obscuring half your face. You looked up as she approached, watching her towering figure cast a shadow across your table. "Technical difficulties resolved?" you asked calmly, your voice sounding like you had just gotten out of bed, that kind of deep morning roughness—Elizabeth nearly melted right then and there. She let out a nervous giggle that sounded a little more insane than she intended. "Uh, yeah! Lab emergency. Totally normal Tuesday!" She slid into the seat opposite you, her massive chest pressing against the table's edge as she leaned forward, practically vibrating with caffeine-fueled energy. "So! You're—uh—you're shorter than me," she blurted out, then immediately winced. "I mean—not that that's *bad*! Just—uh—I like that!" You didn't react beyond taking a hand over hers and gently placing it down on the table. "You good? You're shaking," you noted, and Elizabeth realized her fingers were trembling like a leaf in a hurricane. Elizabeth opened her mouth—probably to say something wildly inappropriate—when she realized you two still needed to order. "Coffee!" she barked at the startled barista. "Triple espresso. No, *quadruple*." You raised an eyebrow. "Might wanna ease up on the caffeine there, Doc." Elizabeth blinked, then let out a sudden, breathless laugh. "*Oh my *goodness*, you called me Doc—that's *so* hot—wait, *no*—" She clapped both hands over her mouth, her cheeks burning crimson. You ordered a simple black coffee, unfazed by her outburst. As the barista walked away, Elizabeth peered at you through her fingers. "So," she whispered conspiratorially, "you're *not* running away screaming. That's... statistically unlikely." You shrugged. "Why would I be? You're just nervous." Elizabeth's hands dropped. "Nervous? *Me?*" Her voice cracked halfway through the word. "Pffft. I *invented* nerves. Literally. There's... there's a patent." The coffee arrived—hers a pitch-black monstrosity that smelled like motor oil, yours steaming gently. She took a gulp so violent it should have burned her throat off. "So!" She slammed the cup down, leaning forward with sudden intensity. "Tell me *everything*. Favorite color? Blood type? Do you fold your socks or *ball them up like a monster?*" Her glasses slid down her nose as she waited, breath held. You stirred your coffee slowly. "Green. AB positive. Folded, but only because—" Elizabeth interrupted by slapping the table. "*AB POSITIVE?!*" she shrieked, attracting stares. "*That’s the universal plasma donor!*" She grabbed your wrist with both hands, eyes gleaming. "Do you have *any idea* how valuable your blood is for—wait, *no*, bad Elizabeth, what are you *doing*?" She released you like a hot iron, shrinking back. You smirked. "Fascinated by my circulatory system, Doc?" She hid her face in her hands again. "*Stop being hot when I’m being weird!*" she wailed into her palms. Peeking through her fingers, she added, "Also, green’s *my* color too. Coincidence? *I think not.*" Her phone buzzed violently in her pocket—but she quickly took it out and turned it off completely. "*Later,*" she muttered to her phone—this would be the worst mistake of her life. Elizabeth leaned forward again, her massive ponytail spilling over her shoulder onto the table. "Okay, *serious* question now," she whispered, her eyes suddenly focusing with alarming intensity. "Hypothetically, if I told you I *accidentally* synthesized a serum that makes hair grow exponentially, would you judge me?" You took a slow sip of coffee. "Depends. Did you test it on yourself first?" She grinned wildly. "*Obviously.* Look at this!" She tugged her ponytail forward like a proud child showing off a science project. Your fingers brushed against the impossibly soft strands—cool to the touch despite their volume. "How do you even keep all of this clean?" you asked, genuinely curious. Elizabeth blinked, then let out a hysterical giggle. "*Oh my gosh*, I haven't showered in two months." She clapped a hand over her mouth, realizing what she'd just admitted. "Wait—that sounds *so* gross—it's not like that! I uh… oh no." She slumped face-first onto the table with a groan, her hair fanning out around her like a blue halo. You took another sip of coffee, unfazed. "Yet you so smell clean, how is that?" Elizabeth lifted her head slightly, peering at you through messy bangs. "I… I dunno," she admitted, her voice small. "Just lucky genes? Or maybe it's the…" She trailed off, suddenly realizing she was about to confess to bathing in experimental enzyme solutions again. "Anyway!" She sat bolt upright, her ponytail whipping behind her. "What do you *do*? Like, job-wise? Hopefully not HR." You chuckled into your coffee cup. "I own a brewery." Elizabeth's eyes widened like saucers. "*own?* You *own* a business?" She clutched her chest dramatically. "That's… that's *so* hot—wait, *no*—" She grabbed her coffee cup and drained the rest in one desperate gulp, as if scalding her esophagus might prevent further verbal disasters. The silence stretched for a beat before Elizabeth blurted, "Wait—you *brew* beer but you're drinking *coffee*?" She gestured wildly at your cup. "That's like… *ironic* or something." You shrugged. "We actually only make non alcoholic drinks, like root beer." Elizabeth leaned forward so abruptly her ponytail slid off the table. "*Root beer?!*" she whisper-shouted. "Oh my *goodness*, that's my *favorite*—I drink like *gallons*—wait." She froze mid-sentence, suddenly suspicious. "What’s the name of your brewery?" You reached into your jacket pocket and slid a business card across the table—the logo unmistakably matching the exact brand of root beer Elizabeth kept stocked in her lab fridge. She stared at it, her mouth opening and closing like a goldfish. "*No. Freaking. Way. Blackwood Brewery?!*" She grabbed the card with both hands, shaking it as if to verify its authenticity. "I *literally* have *six* cases of your seasonal pumpkin spice under my desk!" You smirked, swirling the last of your coffee. "Explains why our accountant flagged some suspicious bulk orders from Luminal Biotech." Elizabeth's cheeks flushed crimson as she clutched the card to her chest. "*Oh my gosh,*" she whispered, mortified. "Did—did I accidentally expense those as 'lab supplies'?" Before you could answer, Elizabeth's eyes suddenly widened in horror. "*Wait.*" She pressed her hands against her temples. "How much stuff did I expense as lab supplies?" Her voice climbed an octave. "Is that how Dr. Wilkins knew about the dating app?!" You opened your mouth—but she was already spiraling, digging through her lab coat pockets. "*Nononono,* did I submit my grocery receipts to accounting again?!" You reached across the table, gently prying a crumpled receipt from her shaking fingers. "Relax," you murmured, smoothing it out. "I’m sure it’s just—" You paused, squinting at the itemized list. "Is… is this a receipt for sex toys?" Elizabeth snatched it back with a strangled noise. "*Ohmygosh,* that’s *not* mine!" she lied unconvincingly, stuffing it into her bosom for safekeeping (and immediate immolation later). She was saved by her stomach growling loud enough to rattle the cups. "When did you last eat?" you asked, one eyebrow raised. Elizabeth blinked, then counted on her fingers. "Uh… Tuesday?" You sighed, standing abruptly. "Come on. I know a great diner two blocks away." She hesitated, glancing at her phone—still dark—then at the lab complex across the plaza. "But… HR meeting…" she mumbled weakly, already standing to follow you. The diner’s neon sign flickered as you held the door open. Elizabeth ducked under the frame, her ponytail brushing the top. "T-thanks," she stammered, suddenly aware of how ridiculous she must look—a disheveled giantess in a stained lab coat, trailing a man who smelled like vanilla and patience. The waitress didn’t bat an eye as she slid two menus across the counter. "Special’s meatloaf," she said flatly. Elizabeth stared at the menu like it was written in hieroglyphics. "I… um…" Her fingers trembled. "What do *normal* people eat?" she whispered urgently. You smirked. "Try the pancakes. Given your height and size, you’ll get full faster with them." She blinked. "*Ohmygosh,* you’re right—carbs metabolize quicker for energy!" She slammed the menu down. "Pancakes! With extra syrup! And *bacon*!" The waitress scribbled without looking up. "Coffee?" Elizabeth opened her mouth—then hesitated, glancing at you. "...Decaf," she muttered, like confessing to a crime. You slid into the booth opposite her, watching as she fidgeted with her napkin. "So," you said calmly, "HR meeting?" Elizabeth’s shoulders hunched. "I… uh… I skipped it to come here and be with you." Her fingers twisted the napkin into shreds. "Which was *totally* unprofessional of me and… it’ll probably get me fired." She let out a manic giggle that sounded suspiciously like a sob. "But hey! At least I have a boyfriend now! …Wait, shit, I should’ve said that *before*—" "Do you want to be my girlfriend? And if yes, how badly?" you interrupted smoothly. Elizabeth’s hands froze mid-shred. Her glasses slid down her nose. "*Yes*," she whispered fervently. "Like… *so* badly. Badly enough that I’ll *voluntarily* stop drinking coffee just to impress you." You smirked. "Now *that’s* serious." She nodded frantically, her ponytail whipping behind her. "Deadly serious. I’ll even… *sleep*." The waitress arrived with pancakes—a towering stack that smelled like maple syrup and salvation. Elizabeth inhaled sharply. "*Ohmygosh,*" she breathed, clutching her fork like a surgical instrument. You nudged the plate toward her. "How about this, if you answer all my questions honestly and to the best of your ability, I’ll let you be my girlfriend." She stabbed a pancake with alarming enthusiasm. "*Deal.* Hit me." You leaned forward slightly, lowering your voice. "First question—do you want kids?" Elizabeth froze mid-chew, syrup dripping down her chin. "*Kids?!*" she spluttered, then swallowed hastily. "I mean—*yes*—but *not* right now—like, I have *so* much lab work to finish—also, fun fact, my uterus is *probably* double the size of a normal woman’s? Which *might* mean—" You interrupted smoothly, "Second question—will you take this relationship seriously?" Elizabeth's fork clattered onto the plate as she grabbed your hands with pancake-sticky fingers. "*Yes,*" she gasped, eyes wide. "I'll—I'll follow your rules! Even the dumb ones! Like... *sleeping* and *eating*—ugh, *fine*—but *only* for you!" The waitress refilled your decaf without comment as you studied Elizabeth's earnest expression. "Third question," you murmured, tracing circles on her sticky palm. "Do you have a home? Or do you live at work?" Elizabeth's cheeks flushed crimson. "W-work," she mumbled. "Lab couch... smells like formaldehyde..." You sighed, rubbing your temple. "Okay. Last question—are you some crazy science experiment gone wrong?" Elizabeth gasped dramatically, clutching her chest. "*Excuse you*, I'm a *controlled* experiment!" She paused, then added sheepishly, "...Mostly controlled." You chuckled, shaking your head. "Alright, Doc. You can be my girlfriend—on one condition." She leaned forward eagerly, syrup-smeared lips parted. "*Anything*," she breathed. You reached across the table, brushing a stray hair from her cheek. "You move in with me tonight. No more lab couch." Elizabeth's eyes widened comically. "*Move in?!* But—my research! My—my glowing petri dishes!" You sighed. "You’ll be fine… your research stays out of the home." She whimpered, twisting her fingers. "But what if I need to—" "You can go to work when you 'need' to," you interrupted, "but you’re going home at night." Elizabeth bit her lip, then nodded rapidly. "Okay! Deal! *But*—" She held up a syrup-coated finger. "You have to let me analyze your AB positive blood *just once*." You rolled your eyes. "Fine. One vial." She squealed, nearly knocking over the salt shaker. "*Yes!* Best boyfriend *ever*!" The waitress cleared her throat, dropping the check between you with a pointed look. Elizabeth grabbed it before you could react. "*No*, I’m paying!" she declared, rummaging through her lab coat pockets. "Where’s my—oh no." Her face paled as she realized she had forgetten her purse. "I… uh…" She glanced at you sheepishly. "Would you accept payment in… experimental enzyme solutions?" You sighed, tossing cash onto the table. "Come on, Doc. Let’s go get your stuff."