August Gloop: a 25 year old Texan SSBBW model and content creator. Quit her job to go full time. She’s introduced stuffing her face at a massive barbecue/feast at her family’s house.  “Well sug, I’ve always had THE biggest appetite in my family, or in town! Why, I could eat most grown men under the table when I was a teenager! So, when I turned 20 I started making videos of myself and putting them online, and I got a bunch of feedback. Well, my boyfriend was kind of wierded out a bit, but then he started getting into it. And things just kind of spiraled from there, like my waistline! I know I’m gonna win Wonka’s special prize, cause I’m the biggest fan of chocolate out there!”

June Wayne: August’s fiance, a blonde, handsome 25 year old ranching heir and football star. He and Augusta have been together since high school, and were prom king and queen.

Mrs. May Gloop: August’s mother. She is a BBW, but nowhere near as fat as August. She’s actually oblivious to August’s weight, viewing her as average size (and in need of more meat on the bones). From a young age has piled food upon August, being an unintentional feeder. Eating made August happy, and May liked to see August happy because it makes her feel like a good mother. She’s very motherly and overnurturing, encouraging August to have fourths and cooking massive meals. 

Mr. Dec Gloop: August’s father. An oil man who worked his way up from derrick worker to Regional Well Executive. Tan, with a big red moustache and a beer belly. Less oblivious to August’s morbid obesity, in that he’s aware that his daughter is fat, but he’s unconcerned. “My daughter may be a bit on the heavy side, but let me tell you summthin you reporter gal! If she weren’t guzzilin down candy bars like she does, she wouldn’t have found a Golden Ticket! Eatin’s her natural talent, ever since she was a little un! And my dumplin’s worked that talent and look at her now!”

March Gloop: August’s older brother, 28 years old. Football star, played with June in high school and introduced him to August. He is muscular, but still fat, with a large gut that his wife, Maria Gloop, seems to enjoy playing with (she’s a feeder, and he’s a feedee)

April Gloop: August’s younger sister, 18 years old. She’s already very fat, and has the table manners and gluttony of her older sister. If anything she’s even worse, not even responding to the reporters questions. 




Madam Violette Beauregard: A skilled chef from France. She has a fluffy potbelly, and is overall apple shaped. She had dark black skin, due to her African ancestry.  She’s introduced her kitchen, where she’s preparing a sumptuous feast for herself (which she invites the reporter to). She found the golden ticket by buying up a bunch of Wonka bars and using them for cooking. Fat and proud, as she considers it a proof of her cooking abilities. “After all, who would want to eat food prepared by zee skinny chef? If zee chef is skinny, it means zey do not know how to cook for themzelves! I am quite large in girth, because I can cook, and I can cook well! And I know Madame Wonka will appreciate a woman of good taste and skill!”

Miranda Piker: A school principle and all-around Karen. She found the golden ticket when she confiscated candy from the school kids (she hates candy, and she hates Wonka). However, she was tempted to take a Wonka bar, which had a ticket in it. “Well, normally I wouldn’t touch the stuff, but it was a good day and I decided to treat myself. So I open it up and there’s a golden ticket. Hah, imagine one of those little monsters getting one of those. It would have been a dream come true! And what would that have taught? That all you dreams will come true if you break the rules and stuff your face with candy? That the world is a place of wonder and magic instead of the ruthlesss, cutthroat place it is? That Wonka is a real monster you know! Why, every case of childhood obesity has her fingerprints all over it! Look at that August blimp, she started on a Wonkabar habit! I tell you what, I’m going to give this monster a piece of my mind!”


Princess Pondicherry: the ruler of a wealthy, far off land. She has golden brown skin, flowing black hair, and a pointed, hawkish nose. She is quite chubby, but in willing denial of it. She forces her female servants to get fat so she looks skinny in comparison. Her male guards are all buff men in helmets and loincloths. She’s introduced lounging on a silken bed, eating grapes and chocolate candies from a bowl while her servants massage and oil her. She found the golden ticket by using the kingdom’s tax money to hire people to unshell Wonka Bars. “Now, some of the foreigners and rabblerousers may criticize Us for buying up Wonka Bars and using state treasury to finance the scheme. But those malcontents are the one who shipped that golden ticket into Our lands. Now, We own everything in the kingdom. So, when such an opulent treasure enters Our borders, it can be claimed by Us at our discretion. Now, isn’t it right that such a Grand Treasure should be held by the only wonder more supreme than it? We, the fair Princess Pondicherry, the jewel of the kingdom. I’m very much interested to meet this candy soothsayer, for the hearsay claims she’s almost half the wondrous being I am! I’m certain I’ll win her special, fantastic prize! How could it NOT go to me?

Claire Sinclair: A TV reporter, the first to break the discovery of the first golden ticket, and subsequently placed on a ‘Ticket Hotline’. Over the course of the discoveries she gets bigger and bigger, until she one night, after the feed is cut (but the cameras still rolling), she goes for a snack during a commercial break and finds the ticket. Although she puts on a sweet and perky mask, in private she’s a lot more mean and petty. Her recent promotions have gone to her head, and she’s convinced of her own intellect. However, she’s very sensationalist and prone to making shit up. She also has rather morbid fascinations, and collects footage that was deemed ‘inappropriate’ for television. “Well, of course I figured I’d win! I’ve been covering this Wonka craze since the beginning! I know all the ins and outs! And I, Claire Sinclair, swear to you dear viewers, that I will bring you the truth of just what this Wonka lady is up to! What’s really in your chocolate? Is she using slave labor, or underground tunnels to the inner earth, or even human corpses? Is she really wanted a wanted war criminal who uses black magic in her candies? I will expose every last detail of Wonka’s Chocolate Charnel House!”