(He is stirring! Come quick!) (Ah, hello? Can you hear me? Good morning?) So are you finally awake, big sleeper? You looked like you were dreaming well... Hey, hey... Easy, sit up gently now. Do not try to get up so fast, you were asleep for almost a week. 5 You do not remember? We found you on the beach, bloodied and half-dead. (laugh) (fat sounds) Ah yes, our island has many gifts. You were quite hungry for our best fruits while you slept. They healed your wounds, and ...thickened your body quite nicely. (gut glorps) 10 (Shove, scuffle, hya) No. You will go nowhere, but I will explain to you. Welcome to the Amazons' Island! Yes, your legends are true. My people, all women. (giggle) Flatterer! But yes, all just as beautiful as me, if not moreso. 15 All of us tall, and made strong by days of joyous labor and noble training. My tribe's only flaw is that we must sometimes take in outside men to preserve our way of life. So, all men who land on the shores of Amazon Island become the property of our tribe. Hah! You would resist? (slap) Do not be ridiculous. 20 Besides, we do not keep men here with iron shackles. You will have the privilege of enjoying all the richest products of our island. ...were your wits slowed by your days of slumber? Perhaps you were too close to drowned? (ahem) We shall make you fatter and fatter and fatter, until you are far too heavy to even think about escape. 25 Indeed, your sleep meals were not just to heal your wounds. (laugh) And you have thickened up so much even while dancing between life and death. I am excited to see what we can do now that you are healed. Oh, this little belly... It always feels so good to me, my strong hands squeezing and pinching ever-softer man blubber. (stomach rumble) Hah! I could have felt that rumble from across the island! 30 Yes, these baskets are your breakfast, but I did not think you would be so ravenous so soon! (laughter) No shame! Just eat! (long eating track, gut sounds, burps) It is delicious, no? Looking just like normal fruit but being so much heavier and sweeter... I must admit to being jealous. 35 The men always say their meals taste so good... But, our strictest law forbids women from ever eating the special foods. Those meals are only for the men, to make them helpless and fatter than a walrus. Perhaps you should savor those last few twinges of hunger, my weak little man. Because from now on, you shall never be hungry ever again. 40 Every four hours, you will eat a full meal. If you resist, my kin will force-feed you, and we are very good at it. Your night times are no longer just for sleeping. We know all the secrets to turn men into mountains of lard, things your modern world can only imagine. And extra meals under the moon are just the beginning. 45 A (snicker) "midnight snack" of two baskets, big as this one (patting sound), overflowing with fruits and fatty meat. And that is just to start. Oh, and another basket just before sunrise. (laughter) By the great ocean! You are a strange little man. So many of you fight so bitterly... 50 Almost... As though you... Might enjoy your new lot in life? What? You actually like what I have been telling you? You say this is a dream come true? You speak from the heart? (happy laughter) Wonderful, then let me welcome you again to the Amazons' Island, your new land of paradise! 55 Your new life will revolve around endless feasting, lazing about, and breeding all of my mighty, beautiful kinswomen! Forget your old life, forget your old name, perhaps! Bury your worries under mounds of warm, quivering fat and the loving attention of my tribe! Sister! (clap hands) We need more special food here! 60 This scrawny little man thinks himself a true breeding hog. Let us see just how far his appetite and his lust can go...