>>72160
Spongebob is a young adult (25-30) who loves his job at the krusty krab and takes life in stride because he's got a whimsical heart. He loves child friendly things like Goofy Goobers but can also ACT like an adult. He can get drunk off triple goober berry sunrises, he can LOOK AT FUCKING CORAL PORN ON HIS TV, and he can be serious when needed to be. He can even snap out of his wacky and silly side to be the voice of reason. He's not purposefully trying to fuck with anyone, not even squidward, and just wants to have fun because he knows hanging out with his friends is the most important thing in his life.
Spongebob tried to fuck a krabby patty, looked at adult videos on his diving helmet TV, has crushed on and has pin-ups of sandy cheeks, and has been openly bisexual with weird comments like "am I a pretty girl~?" for the entire season run. Them trying to make him asexual for biological reasons is only a half truth. It's like calling Dean Pelton from Community gay when he's pansexual. Spongebob IS asexual AND he's sexual and the only reason they made a big deal of it is so they can smack themselves on the back they have an LGBTQ+ character in their most popular show.
Writers will do and say anything now to appeal to you. It's pathetic, honestly. I do the opposite just to piss people off. You honestly think anyone at Nickelodeon is going to let spongebob have an LGBT episode? Sure, they'll put his face in front of an asexual flag to make people on twitter clap and redditors lose their shit but at the end of the day they'll never explore this concept and limit him to one singular sexuality note that anyone will hate you for argueing because a random PR guy on the show (who wasn't even there for the good episodes) now deem as canon.
tl;dr: Spongebob is biologically asexual BUT he's also sexual and has many cool episodes showing his adult side. Them trying to shove them in the alphabet gang is just them trying to appeal to the kids. They will never do anything noteworthy with the subject and even if they did why would you wanna see it?