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“Alright! I’m on my way! Jesus…”
Your roommate waddles into the room with an exasperated saunter, bowl of popcorn in hand and a unamused scowl on their face. Without a word, they placed the oversized bowl down on the modest coffee table, walked over to the couch, and sat his ass down on the seat beside you.
And what an ass it was, an easy two-seater, like two bowling balls spilling out of the top of a two-sizes-too-small pair of jeans. The double-cheeked mass crashed into the old couch with the grace of a meteor, earning a torrent of creaky protests as it bounced and wobbled into place, before settling like a gelatin boulder.
The pear shaped mass that was your friend sighed as they settled into a comfortable divot, chubby cheeks puffing and deflating like a balloon as they leaned back into the couch cushions. They turned to you, previous ire melting into a sly grin as they spoke.
“So, what are we watching tonight?”