what are your guy's thoughts on fat diaper stuff? I-I'm Not interested in it, I'm just c-curious...S-silly

>>6578 No. Fuck off.

>>6578 Yuck!

Welp, that was weird. Anyways I'm feeling hungry. Does anyone have any food?

>>6588 I think there are some hot dogs around here, you want it?

>>6589 Oh man, hot dogs sound great right now.

>>6576 Yeah, that figures, tubby. You're in luck, I've got plenty of donuts for you to eat, so why don't you just plop your lardy ass on a couch and eat up like the butterball that you are?

>>6610 Meh, My "butt" doesn't want a break, At least now, A few glazed donuts are enough for me, But I hope they don't have something crazy or similar planned...

For some reason, I think my shirts must have shrunk in the wash. They're snug... a lot more than usual. W-Weird, maybe I need to go on a shopping trip for new ones?

Is it alright to post a pic of myself here as uhm inspiration? >>6644 frankly why bother, you should just start going shirtless

>>6645 S-Shirtless? Why would I do that?! I- I can make my shirt fit just fine...! *URRRRPPPH* Ohh.. but I do feel s-so... f-full...

I recently Went into the woods on a Hiking trip, and accidentally knocked over this old lady who shouted I'd "Pay for that with my figure", Weird response to a accident, I think.

People have been saying the milk in my fridge comes from my moobs, but those are just rumors, honest!

>>6687 Oh? Really now? Somehow I doubt that they are, you absolutely cow of a boy. Goodness, I can practically hear them sloshing when you waddle about. It's not wonder, when you graze on food like you're a cow, you're bound to pick up some traits. I bet you enjoy guzzling it down too, fattening up on your own creamy milk. That being said, I do have to admit, it does make for a rather... delicious beverage. I could almost go for a second tall glass of it myself. But I wouldn't want to get fat or anything... like you.

>>6690 W-Well, I mean, they're very big, but i-it's not milk you're hearing! it's just, um, it's just a water bottle... Yeah!

>>6694 Really now? A water bottle? And so this isn't a slightly chubby belly I have either, it's just a pillow I stuffed underneath my shirt. Are you understanding what I'm getting at? You're not going to be able to hide this, and you'd be better off being milked like the fat cow that you are.

>>6699 “Slightly chubby”. Look in a mirror lately? You’re far beyond slightly chubby now, you’re positively obese. Though I guess someone as preoccupied with stuffing their face as you wouldn’t have much time to look in a mirror.

>>6700 E-Excuse me? How can I be obese? Everyone called me cute all the time... a-and... and just because I'm currently munching on this... honestly delicious triple cheeseburger with a side of baked mac and cheese doesn't mean that I'm distracted! I-It just means the food's really really good. Mmph... y-yum... seriously, these are so tasty. Besides, I'm short, so extra weight's bound to look worse than it actually is! You know what? I'll even look in the mirror right now, just to prove it-! I'll admire my light tawny-brown head of hair, and a face that's as cute as a button! Wha- wait...W-When did this double c-chin get here? And.. and did my cheeks always feel so d-doughy? I- UGH, j-just focus on yourself, tubbo! Y-You're pretty flabby yourself!

>>6701 M-me?! As if, fatty! I’m lithe, always hnng, al-always have been! Fuck me, these pants are tight… S-so what if I have a bit of an appetite anyways? It’s not like I’m gonna, huff, blow up! Jesus I need to find somewhere to sit…

>>6702 Yeah, yeah, you go do that, porker. I'll just be... e-enjoying my... *chomp* burger. *Munch* M-Mmh.. these are so good... A-And.. and you'll have to find a different seat, because I'm taking this one! It's too nice and cushiony of a chair for you to get over me. Agh- did some ketchup just fall onto my shirt?

>>6699 H-Hey! I-It is a water bottle! J-Just ignore the sloshing when I walk a-and the wet stains on my shirt. G-God I need a snack

>>6706 Hah. You and me both, fatty. But I bet you could make quick work of your hunger, chugging on your own milk. If only you weren't so embarrassed. I'll just be here, then, relaxing, watching you stay in denial, fatass.

Huh, I'm kind of hungry.... could go for a bite to eat. Maybe a burger...

>>6769 "A burger"? "A burger!?" just one!? Piggy please, With a big grumbling belly like yours I know A burger isn't going to satisfy you. The only thing that could sate you would probably be a buffets worth of burgers. And that's assuming the restaurant doesn't kick your gargantuan ass out the door like last time, seeing how you can't help but cause scene sloppily glutting yourself like the absolute hog your are. Don't worry though, I'll make sure my little prized pig gets enough to eat that the staff won't even be able to squeeze you out the front door...

>>6823 W-Wha... I-I'm not.. I'm.. w-well, I mean.. It's not m-my fault that... hff... hff... that their food's so goood... mmggh.. I feel so... so heavy... uuugh... b-but I do really want more... y-yeah.

>>6825 Of course you want more, everything's delicious in the mouth of such a gluttonous pig. Maybe someday you'll show some restraint and become lithe like me. But I highly doubt it given your current appetite... Now open wide for your next helping of sundae.

Man, I'm getting so fat. Getting ever closer to that big 500.

>>6827 M-Mmph.. I can restrain myself! I just wanna enjoy myself for now! I-Is that really so bad? Even if my belly's looking really... REALLY flabby, I-I'll burn it all off one day. Eventually... I think? P-Probably. Wait, did you say sundae? O-Okay! Heheh, yes please...! Mffhh... s-so good..... as always, URRP!

>>6828 Oh, really? Because I would say you crossed it about a month ago. It's no surprise, considering how often you gorge yourself like a mindless pig. Could you even weigh yourself now without an industrial scale? I doubt any store bought scale would handle you without breaking, even the big ones. Maybe there should be some sort of weighing device put under your seat, so that we can get a more accurate weight of yours without having to make you get up and lose any of those precious calories. You'd like that, wouldn't you, fatty? For me to take care of you while you just sit there all day long as you get fatter and fatter?

>>6866 You're totally right, I have been eating like crazy lately. I've completely lost control. And I'm totally fine with it. I find myself adding items to my take out/fast food orders without even thinking about it. I just always want more. And on top of that, I've gotten so damn lazy. I just sit around and eat all day, most days. So yeah, I sure wouldn't mind being waited on. Just letting all that weight pile on me.

>>6877 Well, alright then. I guess you're in luck, piggy. Having someone in shape like me to help you out. I mean, clearly you aren't going to be getting around much on your own, are you? I might as well get a tube ready at some point for you, and just let you guzzle down food that way. You'd be more than happy to do that, I know it. Isn't that right, tubbo?

>>6891 Hey, I'm in shape too. Round. But yes, good thing you're actually in shape, I get winded so easily these days. Not to mention the summer heat, I barely go outside. I'd love to just lay around in the AC while someone brought me all the food I wanted. I'd get way fat then. And I've never tried the tube, but if you think it would be a good idea, I'm down to try it. Really push my limits.

Me? Getting fat? As if. My metabolism's been perfect for my whole life, I'll have you know. Hmph, I can eat whatever I want, whenever I want! And that's how it'll always be.

>>6917 Just you wait buddy.

>>6948 Eh? What do you mean by that? I don't think I like what you're implying...

>>6950 Just keep eating whatever you want whenever you want. Next thing you know, you'll be like me. 500 pounds and wanting more.

>>6986 F-Five hundred pounds?! That'd never happen! T-Though... I've been feeling... a tiny bit weird. A bit heavier? That doesn't make much sense, though!

>>6989 That's right, next thing you know, you'll be all gut and moobs.

>>6999 N-No way! Ugh, why do I feel so doughy? That doesn't make any sense! My belt was never this tight! And my slacks too... they're way too snug around my butt! At least my sweater vest still fits, w-well, aside from around the bottom...

>>6725 H-Hey, I said I'm not fat! I mean, ok, I might need to wear a bra because of how big my moobs are,,, And my pants have ripped open leaving my butt crack on show... Ok, I *might* have a weight problem

>>7002 Oh, trust me, you DEFINITELY have a big weight problem. Isn't that right, butterball? Well? I'm sure you'd love to have something to eat. Milkshakes? Or are you happy with what you already have for yourself?

>>7003 I don't know about him, but I'd love a couple of milkshakes. Extra large, please.

>>7004 Of course you would. Everything about you is extra large, isn't it? From your belly that hangs down to your knees, that jiggly wide load of a butt that you have, even your jelly roll of a double chin framing a flabby face. You're a hopeless glutton, and yet you want more, as always. Enjoy, then. Go ahead and guzzle them down, pig. Tch, you're absolutely shameless...

>>7005 ...could I get a couple of double cheeseburgers too? Kinda hungry...my appetite has gone out of control since I passed 500.

>>7007 Ugh, sure, fine, whatever. Here, eat up. I imagine it won't be long until you're an immobilized blob, at the rate that you're gorging yourself day by day. I might as well enjoy a burger myself, and watch you glut yourself. You won't be going anywhere, will you? Especially when waddling about must make your so breathy and sweaty.

>>7008 Thanks, it's been almost a whole hour since I last ate. And yeah, I just keep finding a way to put on weight. It was meant to be this way though, don't you think? As long as you keep feeding me this way, I'm not going anywhere. No need to.

I'm gettin' kinda chunky.. Recently hit 215lbs at a height of 5'5.

>>7027 Sup, skinny.

Having one of those sad "why do I exist" days. Time to bury myself in food, it's all I'm good for anyway, eating and getting fatter.

*eats cheeseburgers in silence*