>>45326 Dude I’m not wiping my wife’s ass. Why would you even say that?

>>45333 I was the same disagreed, but as soon as she brought up me eating her ass out regularly I honestly had no further argument. There's a lot of unspeakable things you'll be doing for your life partner, so best to embrace it.

>>45531 Just because I want to eat my wife’s ass (pretty normal request if you ask me) DOESNT mean I’m willing to touch and handle her shot covered asshole (pretty sick and perverted if you ask me) Do you also spread it on the walls for her? Is she like the fat woman who fused to the couch in a shit strewn room?

>>45533 I guess I could clarify. She can wipe good enough, but couldn't thoroughly reach in her cavity for a thorough shower washing. It's as dirty as anyone else's that doesn't shower. If she became old or disabled I'd caretake her just the same.

>>45534 Nope. Poop is the thin brown line. I’ll eat ass but I’m not gonna do shit play, eat shit, or handle my wife’s feces. End of story.

This thread has gone off the fucking rails. Even worse than Kisame17 nonsense.

>>45333 >>45533 You aren't handling her shit lmao, you'd be washing out her ass with the shower head and then using soap to get asshole clean. The question is, why wouldn't you do it yourself if you're gonna eat her ass? If you want it 100% clean you might as well do it yourself, especially if she's a big lady. Not sure how you go from innocently cleaning a hard to reach spot on your wife for your own benefit to full on scat fetish. I'm the OP of this thread and I said keep the scat shit to a minimum, that's not what this thread is for.

>>45562 I’m sorry Israeli, next time we’ll just post children getting blown up to satisfy your civil tastes Big Man.

>>25414 >>25450 Oink oink.

>>45562 How do Israelis know who Kisame even is? Are you in Tel Aviv?

>>45568 I think the manosphere must be screaming Trump is coming back. I've heard Netanyahu is such a nutcase even the Haredim is defecting to America

>>45577 Gen-Z neonazis like Trump because he’s going to deport Jewish people back to Israel. People who pledge obedience to foreign nations need to be sent back to where they came from.

>>45578 That's not it. Trump is up because of infighting between the college educated liberals and veteran politicians who support Israel. Biden is rumoured to be profane in private and Harris is a small time office bully. Then there's the gerrymandering that gave conservatives more of an edge in the suburbs. MAGA are nobodies at this juncture.

>>45579 Wrong. Trumps giving the Jewish people their own nation. He’s gonna make America a Christian Nation like George Washington intended. Once the Jews are done with the Arabs its convert to the cross or get deported.

I hate you people. Let's stick with the topic on hand: BBW/SSBBW buttholes.

>>45549 Don’t knock it until you try it. I’ve eaten poop only a handful of times due to the obvious health risks but it hasn’t as bad as ever says. I mean it’s not good but at least tolerable. It gets me wildly horny too. Remember, Biden wants to outlaw stuff like this. Things that honest Americans do in their free time. Let’s go Brandon. Kisame17

>>45924 White ppl but some how all of you have executive board jobs lmao

>>45578 >he’s going to deport Jewish people back to Israel Even Ivanka and Jared lol?

>>45924 What's a Kisame17? Is it a political slogan white people use?

>>45924 How should I know? Trump is a Bircher

>>45928 I think its a person because I have seen people saying "kisame here"

>>45930 >>45928 Both of these are true yet neither are true. You gotta read up on Chan lore if you want to be in the loop. Kisame17 could be analyzed in a semiotics context to operate as a skibidi toilets analog.

>>45933 >>45930 What chan lore?

>>45943 I have neither the time nor capabilities to fulfill your request. I can tell you that if you ask this question in the right corners of the hyperpreg community you may find the knowledge you seek.

The Chan lore is either Kisame is a bot or a massive faggot suffering from mental illness.

>>45944 >>45950 What do you mean? Is hyperpreg on drugs?

>>45950 There are bots but they’re more of a MechaGodzilla, impressive technology for their time but a digital imitation nonetheless. Venture to DeviantArt or midtown for more answers young lad.

>>45955 Whatever is this lore about Kisame17? I don't artists who haven't improved since 2000 can tell the truth

>>45968 Why are you pretending to not be K*same? You're nonsensical writing is a dead giveaway, fag

>>45981 Who? Are you on drugs anon cause I am not your boogieman

One time I fucked this really fat black out drunk chick I met at fried chicken while on a bender. I came too pretty early in the night, took one look at her and decided to drop a turd on her chest before leaving. She was so drunk she didn’t even wake up. Maybe it happens regularly? Maybe she shits the bed?

>>45981 I flat out don't remember Kisame

I went on a date with this really really fat chick with a speech impediment, I swear in the middle of the date she pulled something out of her asshole and ate it. I still made her give me head to get a ride back to her parents house.

This is a great fat girl-lover topic. The sweaty, stinky fat girl stereotype is not entirely unfounded, especially from the back. Been with skinny girls and fat girls and everything in between. Fat girls get sweaty and steamy under their apron bellies, in their rolls, in their belly button, in their fupa/crotch, in their ass, etc., just by existing in their obesity and having no air circulating in between folds of fat. Fat girls end up developing scents and smells that skinnier girls just don't. And it doesn't matter how good the hygiene is; being fat just makes things worse. For example, if your fat girlfriend has been lounging in yoga pants or leggings all day (i.e., she hasn't showered since the morning or the day before) or you take that drunk fat girl home who has been sweating it up dancing in the bar or club, then you're in for the real fat girl experience. Especially when you do it from behind. Unlike skinny/normal sized girls, every single fat girl I've banged from behind, without exception, has had a strong whiff of swamp ass or musk coming from that ass that just jumps into your nostrils during each thrust in doggy (save for situations when they are fresh out of the shower). That smell from behind initially catches you off guard when you first spread those fat cheeks and put in it. But then you get in the rhythm and either get used to it / don't mind it or end up welcoming the smell (if only because it reminds you of how fat they are). For the non-virgin, fat fetishists on this board, you know what I'm talking about. The smells and scents are probably why, among other reasons, normal dudes find sex with fat girls disgusting. Fat girls are definitely an acquired taste . . . err scent.

>>46073 > or you take that drunk fat girl home who has been sweating it up dancing in the bar or club, then you're in for the real fat girl experience. This is gotta be such a wake up call to all the mid tier brads settling for banging a fat chick after striking out with regular sized women.

>>46073 Any advice for finding women like this?

>>46134 Are you asking how to find fat women? Because he clearly said they all smell after walking around for a while.

>>46139 So... follow your nose?

>>46145 >>46134 I hate life. Us fat and smelly guys literally have to compete with fetish Chads for equally fat and smelly girls.

>>46147 lose weight bitch

>>46145 I'm going to use this line next time I ask to smell my woman, haha

Back in the dating pool and ecured a date for this weekend with a sassy feminine ssbbw. She's a recovering feedee which isn't my thing... But she's confident and always talking about her big her ass is, and warning how she's too busy to shower every day due to the scope of work. You already know that's a great combo for us in this thread. Its a long distance so I'll be staying the night over there. Will report back if there's fun relevant to this thread.

Jesus Christ, what size of girls are you anons talking about in this thread? My ex weighed 230 pounds and had no problem reaching any part of her body. She was always washed and clean. How much must a woman weigh to not be able to reach her ass in the shower?

>>49326 I would imagine it would have to be at the 400 lbs mark but that would probably depend on height as well

>>49950 Height makes such a big difference too. Longer arms can reach better.

I don't know what it is about fat bitches, but seeing one makes me want to violently eat their ass. No other body type makes me feel this way.

>>50343 I was thinking the same just now. I don't know what it is, but yeah, something about fat women with large asses just makes me want to do the same.

>>49320 Date anon following up here: over the last few months sex was good. However, I can confirm it's a matter of pheromones and I can't just sniff/eat the ass of any fat woman, at least for me. Her scent was wretched compared to my ex, and I'm talking about her natural odor after showering. Nothing alluring about it. I thought I was still lovesick over my breakup but I've casually dated others since that went nowhere and their smell by simply being beside them drove me wild. She was not a bad lay, but I know we'll be incompatible in the long run, so the dating journey continues. I think my next woman I see I'll try to get pics/videos as a thanks for the OP and this thread. >>50343 I'm in the same boat brother. I've dated thinner women in the past but I never guessed to do any kinky shit with them much less getting in their ass. But for fat bitches my mind goes wild and it's all about the booty inside and out. Human mating signals are interesting.

OP here, I've debated with myself on giving an update. Wife and I are now legally separated. The details aren't important but it's for the best. All I'll say is it had nothing to do with my smell fetish. I do miss her scent. That's the only thing. I haven't sniffed her perfect asshole in nearly a year it feels like. I've had a couple dalliances since being separated. One with a SSBBW and another a BBW. I agree with the poster above me, pheromones are very real. The SSBBWs asshole had a very minimal scent. Decent but didn't drive me crazy. Maybe she washed herself too thoroughly before we meet. The BBW does have a pretty great scent but I'm not gonna marry her because of high body count. She's purely for fun. I'm sad bros. Down bad even. I've even considered giving my estranged wife money for her panties but this would be a bad idea. I've debated with straight up propositioning her sex but again, a bad idea. The lesson here bros is marry a woman with little to no psychological issues. Save yourself the heartache.