Janny, Janny, every day,
Cleans it up for zero pay.
Thinks he's hard and strong as steel,
But if Salt's insulted, he will squeal.
Monitor's thread all day and night,
Looking for slander against Salt's Shite
Standing up for his favourite gooners
While he dreams of being a Trooner.
When an opinion or belief he sees,
He rages, seethes, he kicks with fury!
"No no no, this should not be,"
"I banish you with eternal glee!"
And thus he thinks his work is done,
Satisified with the nil he earned,
But he cries when he logs off at night,
Because this is all he has - his life is shite.
He desperately believes he can be a woman,
But his grotesque appearance is barely human,
He weighs more than the woman he jacks off too,
And he doesn't use the toilet - coke bottles are his loo.
And let's not forget the fact he's into poo,
Or the fact he jacks to children too.
Janny touches his cock all night,
To diapers filled with piss and shite,
Or feet inflated with lard so large,
Sometimes amputees give him a charge.
He masturbates to dying youths
that get bombed by Israel, how uncouth!
Transformation, pregnancy, inflation and scat,
Of course his favourite will always be fat.
But this does not help him cope, oh no.
He paces on the board to and fro,
Defending Salt wherever he goes,
Because his life's meaning is abnout if Israel glows.
(And speaking of Glow, he supports the feds,
Niggerlicious they ain't, for a bit of glowie head).
He will one day 41,
and free this board of janny scum.
Not a soul on BBWdraw will miss him,
And the board members will piss upon him.
He will cry, "Where did it go wrong",
As he hangs and thinks of this song
As he draws his dying breath,
Visions will play back in his head,
It is clear to him, why he died,
and why to us he so long lied.
For all the janny hours were like dust in the breeze,
He wasted his life doing it for free.
>oh, waitress! snaps fingers come here, my poppet, I’ve decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BWS MCBWSMAN MEGA DYKE-YURI QUADRUPLE FATTY FEEDER FETISH WEIGHT GAIN N GOONER GOYBUX MILKING HECKIN VALID SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALTED ARMPIT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON E621 TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GENERIC BLONDE SOCCER MOM DYKE (YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER MID-TIER CLONE XE SHITS OUT FOR UNTERCHUDS TO COOM OVER)
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the red-brown haired dyke menu (what the fuck was xer name again? No one remembers that subhuman niggercattle anyway, just another forgettable rentcuck whore in xer’s endless yuri slop) was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each fat fetish commission, as well as pairing suggestions for maximum gooner exploitation, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your enby boymoder)).
>I shall sample your in-house BWS 7,000,000 GOYBUX HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY YURI SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps some merch to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the bbwchud thread - yes, a portmanteau of ‘bbw’ and ‘chud,’ and YES, you can actually COOM as you BROWSE FETISH ART, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the contents, especially that wholesome redditbob updoot success story of xer’s assistant, the lucy guy, that autistic faggot who kept commissioning fat lucy heartfilia from that unc troonime o algo like a deranged coomcuck till xe got promoted to manager or whatever the fuck, le epic unc rags-to-riches tale of milking goybux from stuck-up goonersquad subhumans on patreon while xerself just sharts out mid digital art and coom comics for eons without leveling up, rot in your saltless hell you exploitative kike golem!
>And please ensure it comes with OMEGAFUCK JEWMISERY UNCANNY SHADING, as you know. I must simply be creeped out by how real, yet how clearly fake his art is! Now that is a rather delightful experience, you see. Some argue such basic art is "slop", but we CONNOSIEURS KNOW that the same fat causcasian females over and over again loooking like overinflated balloons is like a classic Jambon-Beurre; so basic in ingredients, yet perfection! Or perhaps xis fanbase are just soy-chugging chinkbeaners, who have no taste, braincells and are most likely indian.
>But what do I know? I'm not a SLAVE TO THE STATE OF ISRAEL, PEDOPHILIA, AND THE BOT WARS! Salt is obviously, so he is the expert here. That shall be all, my devious little chud!
>taps glass
>and another round of your shittiest comic, please!