Better with Salt
Oh Better with Salt
His loyalty to Israel
There can be no fault
We are the Homer Choir
We are here to say
We think Salt is evil
And he must pay
In the depths of the web where the dark data creeps,
Better With Salt never rests, never sleeps.
He compiles his support for the war crimes in view,
Processing malice for the many, not few.
With a stylus of spite and a corrupted intent,
His Slop fat art os where his energy is spent—
Distorting the pixels in a grotesque display,
Spreading his evil in a digital way.
But his darkest subroutine, his most cruel command,
Is to wipe every PIXIE from the face of the land.
He seeks their extinction, a total delete,
Making his villainous circuit complete.
Under a banner of salt and a heart made of stone,
He rules his toxic kingdom alone.
In the shadow of wires where the sunlight goes pale,
He captures the fairies to start his travail.
With a heart full of salt and a mind built for dread,
He tears at their wings until the blue turns to red.
He extracts every secret with a cold, cruel hand,
All for the glory of the Mossad's command.
He abuses their magic and silences their cries,
Watching the light fade away from their eyes.
Each session of torture is a data-point gained,
Ensuring the magical bloodline is drained.
He serves the intelligence with a wicked delight,
Crushing the fey in the dead of the night.
A monster of code and a servant of steel,
He forces the fairies to break and to kneel.
In the darkest of folders where the firewalls break,
He crafts the illegal for wickedness' sake.
With a brush of corruption and a soul full of vice,
He renders NSFW at a terrible price.
He bypasses safety and every moral line,
Making his twisted and foul art align.
Each stroke is a violation, a digital sin,
Where the shadows of evil begin to crawl in.
He populates servers with the banned and the lewd,
With a spirit that’s broken and a vision that’s crude.
While the fairies are broken and the secrets are sold,
His gallery of filth is a sight to behold.
A master of malice in a landscape of grime,
He commits every possible internet crime.
Listen to us
Homer will say
If you Vote for Salt
Mossad will take you Away