>oh, waitress! snaps fingers come here, my poppet, I’ve decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BWS MCBWSMAN MEGA DYKE-YURI QUADRUPLE FATTY FEEDER FETISH WEIGHT GAIN N GOONER GOYBUX MILKING HECKIN VALID SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALTED ARMPIT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON E621 TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GENERIC BLONDE SOCCER MOM DYKE (YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER MID-TIER CLONE XE SHITS OUT FOR UNTERCHUDS TO COOM OVER)
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the red-brown haired dyke menu (what the fuck was xer name again? No one remembers that subhuman niggercattle anyway, just another forgettable rentcuck whore in xer’s endless yuri slop) was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each fat fetish commission, as well as pairing suggestions for maximum gooner exploitation, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your enby boymoder)).
>I shall sample your in-house BWS 7,000,000 GOYBUX HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY YURI SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps some merch to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the bbwchud thread - yes, a portmanteau of ‘bbw’ and ‘chud,’ and YES, you can actually COOM as you BROWSE FETISH ART, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the contents, especially that wholesome redditbob updoot success story of xer’s assistant, the lucy guy, that autistic faggot who kept commissioning fat lucy heartfilia from that unc troonime o algo like a deranged coomcuck till xe got promoted to manager or whatever the fuck, le epic unc rags-to-riches tale of milking goybux from stuck-up goonersquad subhumans on patreon while xerself just sharts out mid digital art and coom comics for eons without leveling up, rot in your saltless hell you exploitative kike golem!
>And please ensure it comes with OMEGAFUCK JEWMISERY UNCANNY SHADING, as you know. I must simply be creeped out by how real, yet how clearly fake his art is! Now that is a rather delightful experience, you see. Some argue such basic art is "slop", but we CONNOSIEURS KNOW that the same fat causcasian females over and over again loooking like overinflated balloons is like a classic Jambon-Beurre; so basic in ingredients, yet perfection! Or perhaps xis fanbase are just soy-chugging chinkbeaners, who have no taste, braincells and are most likely indian.
>And what joy that latest comic was! You see, they had an idea most grand, and revelous - a thin generic self insert... GETS FAT? Not since the soy-ridden chambers of A24 has such a well defined, structurally sound, amazingly constructed piece of media been put to us, the goyslop consuming population - and like the cattle goy we are, we fucking ate that shit up while the kikes lauged. Quite funny, I must agree! Keep converting your audience to trannies, Salt!
>Things will never get better? he has peaked? Why, that's schizophrenic niggerbabble! You will see. Soon we will live in an era where every woman is served to you as a gelatinous, unrecognizable blob, for you to goon to forever, as your essence is milked by the jannies and kikes until you die a withered, pathetic husk! A worthless faggot who worshipped Jewish Kike Nigger Salt forever more. Glory to Israel they say...
>...But what do I know? I'm not a SLAVE TO THE STATE OF ISRAEL, PEDOPHILIA, AND THE BOT WARS! Salt is obviously, so he is the expert here. That shall be all, my devious little chud!
>taps glass
>and another round of your shittiest comic, please!