I took a massive L today. When snow falls there isn't a hell of a lot to do in my city. So, to kill some time I head to my local mall. I thought to myself "maybe I can make some friends or even meet a cute girl". Before leaving the house I tell my mom where I'm heading out. She's all like "you're going to the mall? Let me come too" (I'm 19 dont judge me) So, my original plan was ruined, but I figured I wouldn't see any girls to chat up anyways, so I my as well get a walk in. Hours go by of my mom and I checking out stores, and I didn't see any girls worth my time, so no big deal. It was busy, so for a while we were trying to keep up with the crowd, I was pretty zoned out and following traffic. My mind was blank until I heard I heard a girl around my age talking in Korean. I looked down and saw two stick thin middle aged Korean people, and in the middle was the fattest Korean girl I've ever seen. She was very bottom heavy, and had a build similar to curvydiamond or Jexkaa. I was in shock. Of course I didn't try striking up a convoy with her considering I was with my parent and she was presumably with hers. But how unlucky is that? Every time I'm in the position to talk to a girl, the girls in question look like Jeff Spicoli XD. But when I'm not in the position to talk to girls, they're literal statistical anomalies like the girl I saw at the mall. No Joke I've literally been in so many scenarios where I'll notice a pretty young east asian girl my age who is uber fat, but any outcome to me approaching her would be a net negative for the both of us? When is it gonna be my time to find my 20 something morbidly obese asian princess?