>>50599
This story is hilarious lol, thanks for sharing.
I wish I had a better story to tell, but here goes. This isn't a "weird thing I did for the fetish" story so much as a "weird/awkward hookup" story, which is why your story reminded me of it.
This happened just before covid, literally like the week before the pandemic was all over the news and the lockdown came. I met a BBW on Tinder. Kinda mid face but a really nice big gut. Almost the platonic ideal of a fat bimbo in terms of aesthetic; she looked like a hybrid of Shar and Layla. In the course of texting before meeting IRL, we agreed ahead of time that we would just have a one night stand. Also during that preliminary texting phase she sent me a few lewd pics and pics of herself eating, which was nice. So we meet up for a drink and it goes well enough. I go in for a kiss - I was expecting to make out, but she literally just gives me a quick peck on the lips- and she says "let's go back to mine to fuck". Turns out she lives in college dorms on campus nearby - that is not actually too common in Ireland (in Dublin at least), those rooms would be very highly sought after by students. Anyway we get to the entrance to the dorm building and there's a turnstile (not waist-high but full body height, with a fence with sharp spikes all around). She says bringing me in is a big no-no (no surprise there). She has to scan her student ID and the thing only turns around enough to admit one person, so the two of us have to squeeze in at the same time - obviously that was fun, squeezing against her fat like that - but it was a tight squeeze, and I actually thought it would get stuck. We sneak up to her dorm room and it's tiny. Just a shoebox room with a desk, bed and bathroom. More like one of those fancy Swedish prison cells than an actual living space. The bed is hilariously tiny; I'm a tall dude and my legs hang off it, and it's narrow enough (and she's wide enough) that the two of us can barely fit on it together. I go to the bathroom to freshen up, and I come out and see her lying on the bed wearing nothing but a babydoll, striking a "paint me like one of your French girls" pose. She says "I think I'm just gonna go to bed". I say okay and start unbuttoning my shirt. She says "no, I mean I'm literally just gonna go to sleep". I'm pretty confused. I say "do you want me to leave?" She says "up to you". It's late so I suggest just cuddling a bit and going to sleep, to which she agrees. So we get to cuddling in this stupid tiny bed. After about 20 minutes, we start hearing a couple in the dorm next door fucking quite loudly. I guess she must be jealous, because she says "I've changed my mind, let's fuck". I say "Are you sure?" and she says yes, several times. So we get to fucking, and it's the worst sex I've ever had. She just lies there like a dead fish the entire time. I couldn't even cum, it was that bad. We go back to cuddling and I somehow manage to fall asleep in that tiny-ass bed. I wake up early in the morning (it was like 6AM if I recall correctly) and she pretty much kicks me out. As I'm leaving, she does her "sexy" pose on the bed again. And that was that.