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Quick ways to hide SSBBWs when wife comes home Happily Married 12/10/2024 (Tue) 23:13:12 Id:750792 No. 57559
Hey everyone, I love SSBBWs but my wife is skinny. I set up some cameras with conputer vision and we share our GPS locations, but sometimes she arrives sooner than I expect. The problem with SSBBWs is they are slow to move and hard to conceal. I need some quick and effective way to hide these women from my wife when she's on her way. The SSBBWs are large and heavy, so they can't leave through the back and jump the fence. Hiding them is difficult because they tend to breathe heavily, which is both audible and visible. I have some time to react when I get the alert, but not much. I usually have sex with the SSBBWs in our bedroom, which is on the first floor, but usually the first place my wife goes to when she gets home. Last time I lucked out because my wife did not park in the garage because I had all of our Christmas stuff out, so I just pushed the fat woman into our garage. She was mad because it was cold, but I told her she could have whatever she wanted in our outdoor freezer and use our Mr. Heater to stay warm. It was too close for comfort! My wife was about to go in the garage, and I had to stop her and say I had a Christmas gift out there for her. She said she could just keep her eyes closed, but I said I would get whatever she needed. It all worked out, but it was way too close for comfort. Does anyone have any creative ideas or tips on how to quickly and effectively hide or dispose of a large woman? Any advice is much appreciated!
Anonymous 12/10/2024 (Tue) 23:32:37 Id:469c0e No. 57561
I just keep my fetish a secret and act with utter disgust for fat people. I just say she’s a coworker who forgot her purse here when a few of the boys (and ugly women) stopped by for drinks after work.
Anonymous 12/18/2024 (Wed) 17:17:16 Id:cb0011 No. 57982
>>57559 why fuck her at your house at all? get a hotel room or something
Anonymous 12/19/2024 (Thu) 06:42:05 Id:915e48 No. 58058
>>57982 I second this. You brought her home? Are you insane?! Even if the missus doesn't catch you, some neighbor will. Accidentally. They might be talking to your wife at the mailbox and casually ask if that blimp that visits is a relative or something. Busted! It's her place or a hotel. NO exceptions.
Anonymous 12/19/2024 (Thu) 13:21:28 Id:f09e01 No. 58059
>>57982 >>58058 Why are y'all ignoring that he shouldn't be cheating on his wife at all...?!??!??
Anonymous 12/19/2024 (Thu) 13:39:07 Id:469c0e No. 58060
>>58059 > Why are y'all ignoring that he shouldn't be cheating on his wife at all...?!??!?? Not all of us think it’s worth the social, medial and domestic cost to wife up a morbidly obese fuck buddy. Plenty of us married women that enhance our social, financial, domestic lives instead of 400 pound wasteoids that are fun to fuck.
Anonymous 12/19/2024 (Thu) 14:24:46 Id:d60284 No. 58061
>>58060 I was married to a 350lb woman. I won't do it again. Once the sex dries up you are stuck with a lazy blob. Best to keep them as side pieces.
Anonymous 12/19/2024 (Thu) 17:37:52 Id:f09e01 No. 58070
>>58060 Then you're not ready for marriage... :/ >>58061 Why are y'all so casual about side pieces and cheating...?
Anonymous 12/19/2024 (Thu) 19:42:03 Id:469c0e No. 58078
>>58070 > Then you're not ready for marriage... :/ What sort of white girl faggot dream is this? Marriage is not about taking care of some woman who’s a net drain on society because you love her. Marriage is the foundation of the family which is a vehicle for intergenerational wealth management. Fat women are a bad investment period.
Anonymous 12/19/2024 (Thu) 20:53:45 Id:87a59e No. 58085
>>58078 If your planning to cheat on your wife with fat women before even marrying her your are simply not ready. Also if fat women are of such high importance to you: Be a fvcking man and marry one...Plain and simple.
Anonymous 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:05:29 Id:469c0e No. 58087
>>58085 > Also if fat women are of such high importance to you: Be a fvcking man and marry one...Plain and simple. Fat women aren’t important to me that’s why I’m married to a successful normie. Fat women are just fun to fuck but come on man; they’re all retarded losers with weird issues who would make a horrible wife and mother IF they were even fertile.
Happily Married 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:19:10 Id:750792 No. 58089
>>58087 yeah, exactly. My first wife was super fat, but made my life hell. My current wife is conventionally attractive, which is bonus points for my image, and is actually a pretty cool dude(tte) overall. I just have to think about fat bitches I've fucked while we make love or I can't get hard. This "cheating" is for her, but she can't understand that because even though she's cool as hell, she's still a woman. As far as hotels: probably the best bet. I'll have to pay in cash, though. I had been to this lady's place, but she's so fat and lazy that her place is a fucking mess. Borderline Hoarders material. Real turn-off, I might as well stuck to fucking my wife.
Anonymous 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:47:22 Id:3f3ee6 No. 58091
>>58089 LARP alert
Anonymous 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:34:11 Id:d35ae3 No. 58098
Nah this larp is too much keep it to yourself or you deviantart page
Anonymous 12/20/2024 (Fri) 12:45:54 Id:6c75d7 No. 58101
This website is so infested with misogynist weirdos, it's wild, lmao
Anonymous 12/20/2024 (Fri) 13:31:04 Id:469c0e No. 58104
>>58101 > misogynist weirdos Dude my wife is a director and had a masters. If I wasn’t waist deep in pussy you’d be calling me an incel. Jealous and bigoted against successful masculine men? The fat ladies would rather be my mistress than your wife so why don’t you respect their decisions bro? Just admit you don’t see women as people and can’t fathom that feeding women to immobility isn’t the pinnacle of gentlemanliness.
Anonymous 12/20/2024 (Fri) 13:38:13 Id:d35ae3 No. 58106
>>58101 Yeah at least 80% of the peolpe here are incels lmao
Anonymous 12/20/2024 (Fri) 23:02:44 Id:6c75d7 No. 58136
>>58104 Lol, I'm the one who hates women, is that right? Says the guy who talks about his wife like she's a show dog that belongs to him
Anonymous 12/20/2024 (Fri) 23:07:30 Id:6c75d7 No. 58137
>>58104 I also have a wife as well and have been happily married for over a decade, so try again, weirdo.
Anonymous 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:08:40 Id:7be175 No. 58145
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>>58101 >>58104 >>58106 >>58136 >>58137 >>bbwchan users having an earnest argument over who among them is the most normal and well-adjusted pillar of society to all of you. i love this site so much! i love you so much! never stop being this entertaining please.
Anonymous 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:53:46 Id:6c75d7 No. 58147
>>58145 You've got me there lmfao
Anonymous 12/21/2024 (Sat) 14:23:31 Id:e94bc7 No. 58154
>I was having sex with three immobile SSBBWs when my wife came home so I had to push them out the window onto a trampoline I had set up for this very contingency but one of them bounced through my neighbor's window and squashed his cat and now he's going to sue me. >Uh, why were you cheating on your wife, bro? >I cheated on my wife to save our marriage. >Take that shit to a hotel, idiot. >I've had sex with a fat woman too! You guys are too much.
Anonymous 12/21/2024 (Sat) 16:44:47 Id:595fdf No. 58158
>>57559 Just have her sit on the ground and throw a wrinkled grey blanket around her so it looks like a big boulder, like Frodo and Sam did in lord of the rings 3 extended edition. She'll never know the difference. She'll ask, why is there a big boulder in our room? Just gaslight her and say it's always been there, what are you talking about. The only thing is you have to tell the SSBBW to hold her breath the whole time, and not shart out explosive diarrhea cause your wife might smell it.
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