Yesterday, I went to every furniture and mattress store in my area and pretended to be someone who was shopping for sturdy furniture for my 730 pound girlfriend. Most of the shopping experiences were similar. I would confidently walk into the store and begin examining furniture, measuring the dimensions, reading the product cards and just look like a serious customer. I would usually be greeted by a sales person asking me if i had any questions. I would then ask about weight capacity, especially per seat, and allude to the fact that that is a concern for me. Im a smaller guy (160 pounds), so most would quickly follow up with like a "Oh, our furniture is rated up to 500 pounds, so you should be good" Thats where i would break the ice and just say "yeah, look, my gf is about 730 pounds and i am just looking for assurance that this coach/bed will be able to support her." It was surprising how professional and non-chalant alot of sales people were after that. Every sales person believed me, or atleast went along with my LARP with no push back. Most sales people would mention they do get that question alot. They would show me some of the reinforced and heavier duty options. Lots of options with very wide seating. At Ashley furniture, they literally had two heavy set dudes (like 200-250 each) jump on coach cushions together to prove how sturdy it was. For bedding options--most of the sales people recommeded a king temperpedic with the matching power reclining base because the power base is rated for up to 850 pounds. It was just alot of fun to play that out. Almost makes me sad that this isnt my real life. Im a normie tho with a 250 bbw gf, so, i dont know if ill ever get to really experience that. It was fun to role play. No matter how autistic it actually was.