>>366723
Houston, I need you to understand something. I, as a self-identified Nigerian transgendered princess, have been through many trials and tribulations throughout my life. Before I got onto the hormone therapy, I used to be a beautiful, dashing gay man adored by both men and women. Then, I got cursed by Steve Job's iPhone, and I ended getting cursed with Gender Dystopia.
This caused me to purse hormones and surgery, throwing me into a neverending pursuit to become the woman that I desire to be. Feeling sympathy for me, my rich affluent parents, who benefited from oppressing the Nigerian people at every opportunity, sent me to Harvard on the Nigerian LGBTQIA+ Visa, enabling me to earn a bachelor's in Dance and a Master's in Interpretive Neuroscience Dance Theory. Now I sit here, on bbw-chan, crying with a glass of wine in-hand.
Don't you see you've done, HoustonSniper? You may not see me, but I am crying, quaking, shuddering, shitting, and pissing in my seat. You have nearly driven me to the worst possible route in life. A route worse than Google Maps could ever send me to. Worse than any Waffle House in the United States.
You just made a Nigerian Transgendered Princess cry. You jerk. You jackass. You piece of shit.