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[Verse 1]
I was all slim jeans and a salad at noon,
Now I'm gettin' married, and I'm changin' my tune.
Got a ring on my finger and a good country man,
I'll eat what I please, work as little as I can.
Seconds, then thirds, pour the gravy on thick,
Eat a big ol' cake with extra chocolate chips.
Hope my hubby stays hunky 'cause I'm gonna get chunky,
I'll hire a maid, then sit around and get dumpy.
[Chorus 1]
Spoil me rotten, 'cause I'm your bride,
I'm gonna eat so much you'll have to roll me outside.
I'm skinny now, but I'll wind up chubby,
Watch my cheeks get round and my waist get tubby.
I'll get a big ol' butt and a big fat gut,
Gimme seconds and thirds, there ain't never enough!
Spoil me rotten, 'cause I'm your bride,
I'm gonna eat so much you'll have to roll me outside.
[Verse 2]
I'll kick up my heels, let the laundry pile high,
He'll say, "Honey, relax," and I'll be happy to try.
That maid'll bring a mop, and I'll point to the floor,
I'll chomp, gobble, and snort while she's doin' my chores.
She'll shake her head when I holler for more,
I'll just smile real pretty and send her back to the store.
A biscuit, a burger, three bowls of ice cream,
I'll bust all my buttons and pop every seam.
[Chorus 2]
Spoil me rotten, 'cause I'm your bride,
I'm gonna eat so much you'll have to roll me outside.
I'll get real porky and my hips'll spread wide,
My jeans'll stretch tight on my country-fried thighs.
I'll get a big ol' butt and a big fat gut,
I'll say, "Gimme seconds, I ain't had enough!"
Spoil me rotten, 'cause I'm your bride,
I'm gonna eat so much you'll have to roll me outside.
[Verse 3]
I'll eat all day, fit my meals between snacks,
When I pat my belly, it'll go "plap, plap, plap!"
The maid'll call me spoiled, I'll say, "That's the plan,"
Then I'll untuck my belly from my stretchy waistband.
One slice, two slices, I'll swear I'm gonna stop,
I'll be stuffed to the brim 'til I'm ready to pop.
Then I'll spot a cookie and change my mind,
This little wife's appetite's one of a kind.
[Chorus 3]
Spoil me rotten, 'cause I'm your bride,
I'm gonna eat so much you'll have to roll me outside.
I'll get plump and chunky with nothin' to do,
My gut'll fill my lap when I lean back to chew.
I'll be a happy hog, big belly out front,
Chubby cheeks stuffed with everything I want.
Spoil me rotten, 'cause I'm your bride,
I'm gonna eat so much you'll have to roll me outside.
[Verse 4 - Pull Back]
The sofa'll groan when I plop myself down,
With my big barrel belly and a couple hundred pounds.
My thighs'll chub-rub with a sway in my stride,
That sundress'll split when I squeeze myself inside.
I'll get big and piggy, 'til I oink when I chew,
And hubby better love every pound of me, too!
I'll be a real kept woman, country curls and highlights,
A big ol' Southern belle, all dolled up for Friday night!
[Bridge - Half-Time]
I'll keep my weddin' dress, all satin, lace, and white,
Though it won't fit me long once I start livin' right.
On our anniversary, I'll dig it out and grin,
And bet my man a hundred bucks I can't get halfway in!
[Verse 5 - Building]
My cheeks'll get so fat that my chins'll hang heavy,
When I get my way, I'll fill the back of his Chevy.
My hips'll get huge I'll watch my belly hang low,
I'm gonna gobble till I waddle everywhere I go.
No more countin' every bite, no more fuss,
Not a care in the world as long as I get STUFFED!
The maid'll handle the house, and my hubby'll pay,
I'll eat a month's worth of groceries in a day!
[Chorus 4 - Full Band]
Spoil me rotten, 'cause I'm your bride,
I'm gonna eat so much you'll have to roll me outside.
I'll have hips so big that people stop and stare,
And an ass so fat I'll need two or three chairs.
I'll get a big ol' butt and a big fat gut,
My chins'll wobble when I holler, "THAT'S NOT ENOUGH!"
Spoil me rotten, 'cause I'm your bride,
I'm gonna eat so much you'll have to roll me outside.
[Verse 6 - Breakdown, Build]
I'll fill up the doorway from side to side,
Gonna turn myself sideways just to get inside.
My gut'll hang heavy, my arms'll get round,
And the floorboards'll groan when I waddle around.
That maid'll bring me supper on a big silver tray,
With one plump little finger, I'll say, "Right this way!"
She'll roll her eyes and say, "All you do is eat!"
I'll just lick my chops and ask for somethin' sweet.
[Final Chorus - Full Band]
Spoil me rotten, 'cause I'm your bride,
I'm gonna eat so much you can't roll me outside.
I'll get so huge that I lumber and sway,
But I'll bat my lashes and still get my way!
I'll get a big ol' butt and a big fat gut,
I'll get so big, but it still ain't enough!
Spoil me rotten, 'cause I'm your bride,
I'm gonna eat so much you can't roll me outside.
[Outro]
Skinny was yesterday, weddin' supper's tonight,
My man'll look at me and say I'm just right.
Wait till he sees what I've got in store,
I'm a hungry girl, I want more, more, more!
[Spoken - Laughing]
"I'm gonna turn into a hog, y'all!"