I've always had a thing for super plus-size women and crushes, but I never mentioned it. I once dated a girl who weighed around 600 pounds. We were playing around, and she pulled me off the couch. I fell, and she sat on my chest, and damn, she was about halfway across my neck and all the way down to my pelvis. It completely immobilized me, and I felt like my body was going to explode. She kept saying, "Try to get off now."